liquorice torpedoes

[Dee Woffaz]

Any one seen any liquorice torpedoes about? Its a friends birthday tomorrow and id like to buy him some. He bought me Shrimps for mine so it seems only right.

[Frankito]

How special is this relationship? It sounds about time to introduce some marshmallows or would that be a bit forward?

[Laddy Muck]

Hope and Greenwood will definitely have them. I think M & S, L. Bridge do them too. Sains. DKH too, come to think of it (I think.)

[Dee Woffaz]

Hmmm, variety being the spice of life and all that, I can see what you are saying. However, I think maybe if I gave marshmallows he might get the wrong idea. They do give off risqu? connotations.

Marshmallow verses liquorish torpedo anyone?????.

[Salsaboy]

I like to suck on a Fishermans Friend.......

[Loz]

... such a shame you live so far from the ocean.

[maxxi]

I think the whole liquorice comfit versus marshmallow issue is a fraught one and would suggest flying saucers as a follow up to shrimps - this may lead to fruit salads and mojos but that is entirely up to the two of you. good luck.

[ianr]

Torpedoes? Are they for medical use?

[zeban]

ooo flying saucers are a good one

[Frankito]

Flying saucers? How very dare you indeed! Back in my country that is wedding night stuff...

Have you ever tried smoothing him over with some jelly babies? Always the winner.

[katie1997]

Gotta be foam bananas or coconut mushrooms in return for shrimps really.

Def flying saucers if you want to take it to a new level.

[Dee Woffaz]

Oh no now im totally confused! I suppose a sherbet dib dab is the ultimate in debauchery and best avoided in all platonic situations.

[mockney piers]

snooker balls?

[maxxi]

Sherbert Fountain yes - but don't dabble with dib dabs until you are sure.

If flying saucers are too 'out there' (see what I did?) and you're not yet in a fizzers/refreshers/parma violets kinda place then, unless you want to resort to the apparent meanness of climpies or midget gems, you might go for a sensible drumstick or blackjack and once things are moving along nicely break out the spangles and fruit polos. Coup de grace? A Caramac bar. One of those and it's game over.

[Frankito]

Protect yourself with polo mints.