ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Haha yeh it's a bit of a problem. Do I tell them and scare the shit out of them, or not and get someone who isn't going to be able to give me what I want? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Also, there are usually lots of things a sexually> content woman will do for a man by the way, incase> you think it's all one sided!Yep, sometimes I'll even do the washing up... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Or stick a curry in the microwave! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 True to a point CWLD but if someone is very inhibited, full of hang ups and unable to express themselves sexually then it doesn't matter how technically proficient you are, unless you've got a few years to spare and a degree in psychotherapy. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted October 24, 2007 Author Share Posted October 24, 2007 My Kind of Spanner Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 That doesn't really happen with thick guys, no thoughts to disturb their hard on! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Very pretty King Dick! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted October 24, 2007 Author Share Posted October 24, 2007 What about a King Dick Inserted Hex? Would that do? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMacGabhann Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Quote like THAT excuse works for blokes ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Michael - Only if I got really desperate!Sean MG - Yeh I'm getting old, not as fit as I once was unfortunately. Don't get enough to make me even yawn nowadys tho, let alone leave me exhausted! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 But where does one put the batteries?Michael Palaeologus Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> My Kind of Spanner Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted October 25, 2007 Author Share Posted October 25, 2007 Solar powered. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 I thought it was a wind up? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 Only those that are intended for the develop world. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Hahaha Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-50897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domitianus Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I've shagged all sorts, even had a viscount as it> happens. > > All in the name of science of course.> > Ok Bob, I'll tell you something I usually only> tell a man I'm about to shag. When I come, I> squirt like a fountain, and squirt and squirt and> squirt. I can carry on coming for a few hours,> although nowadays I need a couple of days to> reload.> > It's not difficult to make a woman come all night,> you just need the technical knowledge and some> control. Most women can come like this, but don't> know they can.> > When a woman is used to continuous multiple> orgasms until she is exhausted, it's difficult to> feel satisfied with something less, no matter how> nice the guy is. Even if you encourage him or> coach him, if he's not physically able to do it,> there is not a lot you can do.> > Also, there are usually lots of things a sexually> content woman will do for a man by the way, incase> you think it's all one sided!So what exactly was it you would only normally tell a bloke you were about to shag? Only girl I knew who squirted also lashed out uncontrollably when she had an orgasm and nearly knocked me out one time. I had to learn after that to ensure I had control of her hands when she was on the brink! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Hehe, I grab the headboard/pillow/mattress to stop that happening, but my ex-husband used to have to smother me with a pillow to stop the neighbours complaining about the noise. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Dom and Chav.. sounds like you should get together and show the rest of us mere mortals how it's done. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Maybe I should set up a school or something, put all that slagging around to some good use! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Put it on the internet and make a packet. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
downsouth Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 What to put it in? Seeing how it's the internet, someone somewhere would buy it. I say Ebay it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 There are enough programmers internety types on here to help me!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I'll do your pics but I'll need a fluffer. Any offers? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 LL - Ask Maurice, it might be what he needs to stop him being such a miserable c*nt! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51097 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I'll do the music. I have a wah-wah pedal somewhere... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1778-making-the-effort/page/3/#findComment-51099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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