Making the Effort

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Haha yeh it's a bit of a problem.

Do I tell them and scare the shit out of them, or not and get someone who isn't going to be able to give me what I want?

[PeckhamRose]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> Also, there are usually lots of things a sexually

> content woman will do for a man by the way, incase

> you think it's all one sided!

Yep, sometimes I'll even do the washing up...

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Or stick a curry in the microwave!

[lozzyloz]

True to a point CWLD but if someone is very inhibited, full of hang ups and unable to express themselves sexually then it doesn't matter how technically proficient you are, unless you've got a few years to spare and a degree in psychotherapy.

[Michael Palaeologus]

My Kind of Spanner

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

That doesn't really happen with thick guys, no thoughts to disturb their hard on!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Very pretty King Dick!

[Michael Palaeologus]

What about a King Dick Inserted Hex? Would that do?

[SeanMacGabhann]

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like THAT excuse works for blokes ;-)

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Michael - Only if I got really desperate!

Sean MG - Yeh I'm getting old, not as fit as I once was unfortunately. Don't get enough to make me even yawn nowadys tho, let alone leave me exhausted!

[PeckhamRose]

But where does one put the batteries?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> My Kind of Spanner

[Michael Palaeologus]

Solar powered.

[lozzyloz]

I thought it was a wind up?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Only those that are intended for the develop world.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Hahaha

[Domitianus]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> I've shagged all sorts, even had a viscount as it

> happens.

>

> All in the name of science of course.

>

> Ok Bob, I'll tell you something I usually only

> tell a man I'm about to shag. When I come, I

> squirt like a fountain, and squirt and squirt and

> squirt. I can carry on coming for a few hours,

> although nowadays I need a couple of days to

> reload.

>

> It's not difficult to make a woman come all night,

> you just need the technical knowledge and some

> control. Most women can come like this, but don't

> know they can.

>

> When a woman is used to continuous multiple

> orgasms until she is exhausted, it's difficult to

> feel satisfied with something less, no matter how

> nice the guy is. Even if you encourage him or

> coach him, if he's not physically able to do it,

> there is not a lot you can do.

>

> Also, there are usually lots of things a sexually

> content woman will do for a man by the way, incase

> you think it's all one sided!

So what exactly was it you would only normally tell a bloke you were about to shag?

Only girl I knew who squirted also lashed out uncontrollably when she had an orgasm and nearly knocked me out one time. I had to learn after that to ensure I had control of her hands when she was on the brink!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Hehe, I grab the headboard/pillow/mattress to stop that happening, but my ex-husband used to have to smother me with a pillow to stop the neighbours complaining about the noise.

[*Bob*]

Dom and Chav.. sounds like you should get together and show the rest of us mere mortals how it's done.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Maybe I should set up a school or something, put all that slagging around to some good use!

[Ant]

Put it on the internet and make a packet.

[downsouth]

What to put it in?

Seeing how it's the internet, someone somewhere would buy it. I say Ebay it.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

There are enough programmers internety types on here to help me!!

[lozzyloz]

I'll do your pics but I'll need a fluffer. Any offers?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

LL - Ask Maurice, it might be what he needs to stop him being such a miserable c*nt!

[*Bob*]

I'll do the music. I have a wah-wah pedal somewhere...