Biggest ever fashion faux pas.

[Loz]

Wearing a football shirt when you aren't actually playing football.

[Salsaboy]

Beards. Especially on women.

[a bloke]

Wearing wellies around the streets of Dulwich Village. We're not in the fucking countryside.

[Frankito]

Maxxi, you are my fashion inspiration, how tou manage to rustle up tgat looks is nothing short of genius.. Post pics

[maxxi]

a bloke Wrote:

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> You forgot to mention whether your pants would

> have skids on them.

of course... different skid every day, sometimes resembling a gaelic knot, sometimes a mystic hindi phrase and sometimes chinese characters for "always wear scks with crocs".

[maxxi]

Frankito Wrote:

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> Maxxi, you are my fashion inspiration, how tou

> manage to rustle up tgat looks is nothing short of

> genius.. Post pics

Can't do that Franki - am too busy working on a three-quarter length skinny-jean trouser that can sit halfway down the thigh and is part shell suit and part stone-washed denim (of course my long hair keeps getting in the way so I tied it back into a ponytail which I am not sure whether to tuck under my baseball cap or through the hole at the back) and now have to change the whole colour scheme so it matches my football shirt. But keep it under your bucket hat eh?

[Undisputedtruth]

wearing m&s clothes.

[Frankito]

I own some M&S shirts and jumpers... Does that make me wrong? Bugger, off to Dulwich Park with me crazy dog, don't wanna be late!

[Undisputedtruth]

do you read the Guardian by any chance?

[maxxi]

Don't tell me M&S pants are made from recycled Guardians UDT!? So THAT'S the intrinsic link between them. Cunning.

[another bloke]

Lycra on fat middle aged blokes.

[Tarot]

Blokes with big black oversized earings on a stretched lobe,and others with holes in their ears, gross.

[another bloke]

Fat women who wear tight stuff.

[Undisputedtruth]

maxxi Wrote:

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> Don't tell me M&S pants are made from recycled

> Guardians UDT!? So THAT'S the intrinsic link

> between them. Cunning.

Do you mean this maxxi? Guardian journalist making his fashion statement.

[maxxi]

Hmm hardly M&S but not really geek chic either - just another journo desperate for his mummy to see him in the paper.

[Undisputedtruth]

Guardian Fashion editor in m&s uniform.

[maxxi]

A Fashion Editor doing a puff piece for M&S just because it was their 125th anniversary - the swine.

I believe your unproven scattergun approach to conspiracy theory and having looked at her other articles can charge that the Guardian is clearly also sponsored by Versace, Dior, McCartney, Lagerfeld, H&M, Moschino, Reiss, McQueen, Sarah Burton, Marc Jacobs and the colour Orange.

She even did a similar puff piece piece on a bag maker of all things - typical fashion editor.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/feb/19/mulberry-luxury-brand-sales-up

[maxxi]

forgot to say I also occasionally wear an elasticated, gaudily patterned snood or bandana and now that I have seen Ben Westwood's 'riding coats' I shall be doing my best to acquire one so I can wear it wear with my Akubra.

*does unshaven impression and makes whip- noises*

[Undisputedtruth]

Resistance is futile, maxxi, as I will continue the m&s theme. As for the other sponsoring fashion companies they didn't appear on my radar when I first done my research on the Guardian four years ago. Oh yes, I now deem Versace, Dior, McCartney, Lagerfeld, H&M, Moschino, Reiss, McQueen, Sarah Burton, Marc Jacobs and the colour Orange unworthy! This remind me when American Apparel became Guardian's label of the year. Talk about kiss of death.

[Ridgley]

Maxxi wrote

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forgot to say I also occasionally wear an elasticated, gaudily patterned snood or bandana and now that I have seen Ben Westwood's 'riding coats' I shall be doing my best to acquire one so I can wear it wear with my Akubra.

*does unshaven impression and makes whip- noises*

Fair play to you Maxxi you don't care what you look like:))

[RosieH]

Live and let live people. I like it when everyone else is poorly dressed, because I only look even more fabulous by comparison.

Apart from Crocs. Just don't.

[Ridgley]

RosieH wrote

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Live and let live people. I like it when everyone else is poorly dressed, because I only look even more fabulous by comparison.

Very modest RosieH ;-)

[titch juicy]

nothing wrong with skinny jeans on skinnny blokes- it's when less than skinny blokes wear them it becomes a bit of an eyesore

i'm not skinny so don't wear them

the worst for me is jeans (usually skinny) tucked in those big boots

[another bloke]

Overdoing the fake tan.

[titch juicy]

...and ugg boots