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Attempted to reach Dulwich Park as per your suggestion, however the buses were on diversion. There was hell on Barry Road too. Decided to walk, but the bees on Lordship lane were a put off, as were the rats escaping from folks' gardens.


Heading for the Eurozone.

Kid v Dog match venue changed at last minute as stewards all working at Glasto. New stewards brought in from West Dulwich and Nunhead forums, new venue is shed (still full of cats - no dolphins - but they are being tempted out with elderflower cordial) contestants will be fighting on trampoline and judge will be all-seeing-eye provided badly chopped onions don't cloud vision. Net ball outside for little englanders (refereed by huguenot).


Good news - date with honaloochie for winner.

Bad news - it's in the drawing room.

HonaloochieB's date - with a musical genius (later to perform at Glasto) - went exceedingly well. The day kicked off at a free beekeeping course and culminated at a Betting Matters Night at the new Spanish Tapas Bar where the romantic Hona indulged in his quirky habit of breaking out into summer songs.


As for Huguenot's referee-ing skills, his lack of patience meant that the kids ended up getting locked inside the Golf Locker Room, whilst he decided that he preferred to advise a certain Major on the applicable laws on Mergers, Takeovers and Acquisitions. The kids were found unharmed by The Red Devil who had returned from The Quiet Room and were, frankly, relieved they hadn't ended up in the Chapel of Rest.


Meanwhile, the forumite who had a birthday danced to the music played by the virtual DJ and "another bloke" became a London memory as Admin. decided to issue him with a ban.

It was nothing to do with my patience. Any normal person would have flipped their lid after a ridonculous, repetitive and witless 5 letter word game, that some shonk turned into a four letter word game after I'd insisted it was against the rules of netball.

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