waking up in your own vomit.

[lavender27]

Waking up in own vomit, it was so nice and warm I didn't want to move so stayed there for another hour.

[DulwichFox]

lavender27 Wrote:

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> Waking up in own vomit, it was so nice and warm I

> didn't want to move so stayed there for another

> hour.

Thanks for that..

Do you really feel the need to share ?

Nasty individual.

DulwichFox

[JoeLeg]

Classy as ever Foxy...

[maxxi]

I can only say that it is infinitely preferable to waking up in somebody else's vomit.

[lavender27]

Oh yes,

It's not as bad as some of the other vomit on here fox. So feck orff....

[rendelharris]

[JohnL]

I'm glad that that is something that never happens to me - don't get hangovers either

Immunity through tolerance :)

[malumbu]

I was ill camping in Lombok and threw up outside the tent. I watched a rodent eat it later. Precious.

[intexasatthe moment]

lavender how are you now ? Did you have a stomach bug ?

[Jules-and-Boo]

If I were you, I'd be worried that I didn't wake up in the process.

[Sue]

malumbu Wrote:

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> I was ill camping in Lombok and threw up outside

> the tent. I watched a rodent eat it later.

> Precious.

My parents used to have a dog which would be sick, then eat the sick, then be sick again, and so on and so on. Ad nauseam. Literally. Often whilst we were eating :(

Though possibly that wasn't as bad as when I was travelling many moons ago and stayed with the the Mentawai people in Siberut (island off Sumatra) who kept pigs. The pigs used to eat the shit which fell beneath the hut (on stilts) from a toilet hole, and the people then ate the pigs.

Unluckily for us, one was slaughtered and eaten whilst we were there :(

[tomskip]

Lovely. A thread to share disgusting vomit stories. Just what the forum has been missing.

[Sue]

tomskip Wrote:

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> Lovely. A thread to share disgusting vomit

> stories. Just what the forum has been missing.

We aim to please :)

ETA: Can't remember who it was, but somebody recently posted a description on here of a woman vomiting over several people on a crowded bus.

Maybe she could post it again on this thread :))

[Angelina]

are you vegan Sue?

If not, what's the problem with killing a pig? It probably lived a better life than many pigs in EU farms.

And yes, it was cold last night, but that's a step too far Lavender27 and you know it.

[teddyboy23]

Me and a couple of mates were having a fryup in a cafe a few years ago. One of them finished .then said he didn't feel to good .started gagging and then produced 2 golf size sick balls made up of egg beans and what looked like bread.made a little thud when they hit the table .first time ever seen solid sick balls never seen it since brilliant

[BrandNewGuy]

We were in a pub with our kids when they were little and one of them went extremely pale. My other half realised that he was going to hurl, so quickly grabbed the nearest receptacle to hand ? an empty pint glass. And the lad vomited *exactly a pint*. We almost felt like celebrating.

[Sue]

Angelina Wrote:

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> are you vegan Sue?

>

> If not, what's the problem with killing a pig? It

> probably lived a better life than many pigs in EU

> farms.

>

> And yes, it was cold last night, but that's a step

> too far Lavender27 and you know it.

I've got no problem with killing a pig in those circumstances. The main diet of the Mentawai people was sago, supplemented with the occasional small fish. I'm sure they welcomed a change. If memory serves, they used to eat monkeys, but there were none left on the island as their predecessors (is that the right word?) had killed them all :(

I have a bit of a problem with eating pork from a pig who has been eating human shit.

And it would have been considered extremely rude not to. It was considered a feast. So I did.

ETA: And no, I am neither vegan nor vegetarian, and I wasn't in those days either. I won't knowingly eat factory farmed meat or other animal products, though.

ETA: Come to think of it, there were a lot of chickens about the hut, so they must have had eggs. And the occasional chicken.

[lavender27]

Jules-and-Boo Wrote:

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> If I were you, I'd be worried that I didn't wake

> up in the process.

If I were me, I'm glad I woke up.

[lavender27]

Angelina Wrote:

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> are you vegan Sue?

>

> If not, what's the problem with killing a pig? It

> probably lived a better life than many pigs in EU

> farms.

>

> And yes, it was cold last night, but that's a step

> too far Lavender27 and you know it.

It didn't happen last night though.

[Ms Blueberry]

waking up in your own vomit is a sign of an alcohol problem. and if there is a problem, you won't be happy or even able to do the following. for one week, have 4 days with no alcohol, and only drink half bottle of wine on the other 3. no doubt you're a party animal and don't have a problem. but you may think differently in 10 or 20 years when you're facing breast cancer. happy friday night.

[JohnL]

Ms Blueberry Wrote:

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> waking up in your own vomit is a sign of an

> alcohol problem. and if there is a problem, you

> won't be happy or even able to do the following.

> for one week, have 4 days with no alcohol, and

> only drink half bottle of wine on the other 3. no

> doubt you're a party animal and don't have a

> problem. but you may think differently in 10 or 20

> years when you're facing breast cancer. happy

> friday night.

Those who vomit have no tolerance - which means they are often not regular drinkers - more like one tin screamers

Edit: Got that wrong - the term is two pot screamer LOL https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Two-Pot-Screamer

[DulwichFox]

Waking up in such circumstances is preferable to Not waking up.

People die inhaling or choking on their own vomit.

Especially where Drink and/or drugs are involved.

DulwichFox

[lavender27]

intexasatthe moment Wrote:

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> lavender how are you now ? Did you have a stomach

> bug ?

Thank you itatm, I am alright, yes it was food poisoning. Thanks for your empathy, the only one on here who has any.

[JohnL]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> Waking up in such circumstances is preferable to

> Not waking up.

> People die inhaling or choking on their own

> vomit.

>

> Especially where Drink and/or drugs are involved.

>

>

> DulwichFox

I know DF - lost a school colleague (not someone really close though) through sudden unexpected death syndrom after drinking.

Lavender sorry for calling you a two pot screamer as you were ill.

[binkylilyput]

Ms Blueberry Wrote:

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> waking up in your own vomit is a sign of an

> alcohol problem. and if there is a problem, you

> won't be happy or even able to do the following.

> for one week, have 4 days with no alcohol, and

> only drink half bottle of wine on the other 3. no

> doubt you're a party animal and don't have a

> problem. but you may think differently in 10 or 20

> years when you're facing breast cancer. happy

> friday night.

Is this a verified test of whether someone has issues with alcohol consumption?!

With this conclusive test and sound advice you should set up a clinic Ms Blueberry. You've managed to do here what professionals take years to train in and takes hours of comprehensive assessment, monitoring, psychological practice and support to help people with.

And it was food poisoning!

Who knew it was this easy? Someone should tell the NHS