Single men?

[Salsaboy]

If I'm listening to Latin music at the time, I prefer the cry of 'Shakira, Shakira'.

[red devil]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Does anybody else like to stimulate the anus with

> a large vibrating egg, with the cricket on the

> background?

>

> Or is it just me?

''The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey...''

[Captain Scarlet]

Im single.......B)

[Michael Palaeologus]

So am I. I am also 5'6 and come with my own ginger nuts in a number of different ways.

I grown veg on my balcony and have a fine collection of the bee's wings. Left wings only.

[Loz]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Does anybody else like to stimulate the anus with

> a large vibrating egg, with the cricket on the

> background?

>

> Or is it just me?

Is it just you? Does this actually involve another person?

[*Bob*]

It does involve another person. But only one of us likes it.

[Loz]

...and I suspect it's not the egg.

[tog_in_sox]

SS40,

Good luck!

LD,

Not totally sold on the submissive thing. My other half seems to love "giving" and she's not one to leaving me in control if she can help it :( Recent holiday when she didn't like my navigating is proof of that, any longer and I'd have been single in time to respond positively to SS40's invitation.

[acm]

.

[woody549]

nothing hotter then a woman who knows what she wants

[LadyDeliah]

Nothing hotter than a man who can give her what she wants!

[*Bob*]

Nothing less hot than banging on about shagging in a vaguely boastful manner.

[woody549]

i take it as a challenge... make the woman sweat ;)

then again ive heard the average for most guys is now 10 minutes.... sucks to be you :p

[RosieH]

Oh sweet jesus.

Really, is this what we've come to? I know it's sultry out (well, raining) but can't people find a way to deal with their rising sap without, you know, this? woody, go and tend to your wood.

"make a woman sweat", indeed. Frankly love, if you don't, you're doing it wrong. Nothing to see here, move along.

[woody549]

what can i say, times get hard when the girlfriend is away in the south of france and im stuck in this humid and disgusting weather.

Oh and Roise, did we catch you on a bad day or are you just like this all of the time.

[RosieH]

There's never a good day to talk like Jim Davidson in my presence.

[woody549]

I'm sorry for that :) honestly no harm intended :)

[RosieH]

Oh, none taken. I've apparently come over all Mary whitehouse today - feel free to ignore me and go about your smutty business.

[*Bob*]

Tits! Cor...

[woody549]

Well said Bob

[LadyDeliah]

A bit of smut a day keeps the doctor away :-)

[LadyDeliah]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Nothing less hot than banging on about shagging in

> a vaguely boastful manner.

I quite like banging on about shagging, better than banging on about Waitrose or Marks & Spencers, in my humble opinion. Fills the voids in my uneventful day and gives me hope that I may eventually get to remember what it feels like!

[woody549]

dry times lady d?

[LadyDeliah]

No, i just get too shit-faced to remember!

[woody549]

I haven't Been shit faced in a long time...

I think it's time for a night out of east Dulwich away from screaming children!