Help.. I'm listening to jazz

[red devil]

*Bob*, be careful, before you know it you''ll be into Scat, or as the Kooky Kats (Orpington based collective) like to call it, Hot Shit...

[Brendan]

Yeah but they ain't real Orpington from the first press.

[*Bob*]

Chad Gilbney of Catch Up magazine says of Chimneypots and Semibreves:

Picking-up where Bach's Well-Tempered Clavier left-off, Chimney Pots features 31 exploratory keyboard pieces, each in a different key - with one for each junction around the M25. From the easy swing of 'Cobham Shuffle' to the tricksy faux-stride of 'PottersBar-1-2-3!', this is a journey like no other.

[citizenED]

*Bob*, are you growing a beard for the Autumn Tour?

[*Bob*]

Yes. An anal beard.

[Brendan]

So you only grow it once a year then.

[*Bob*]

That's right.

I start my Jazz Beard around Christmas so as to achieve optimum bushiness in time for the Autumn Tour. When the tour is up, I then shave - leaving the area around the ring to lie fallow before the new season's growth.

[Otta]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> I'm giving that a special "post solo" murmur of

> applause *Bob*.

See, Ted understands the jazz manners I mentioned earlier.

[citizenED]

It was a vituoso moment of vibrophone magic. well worth the ripple of appluase

[mockney piers]

Have you seen the lady with the air piano, a sort of modern take on the theramin?

I read an interview with her where she made it sound really cool, and then watched the video on youtube.

I wanted to like it, I really did, but oh deary me, what a load of cock.

[*Bob*]

This lady? As a spectator event it's right up there with watching someone doing the ironing, only with worse sound.

[*Bob*]

Actually, that lady seems to have quite hairy arms.

But I expect the device is the same?

[red devil]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Actually, that lady seems to have quite hairy

> arms.

...and she's listening to the cricket

[Jah Lush]

And... key change. D flat. And... take a solo. This could take a while.

[ianr]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Photoshop?! The cheek.

Aw man. No wonder. You ain't never gonna swing if you is ashamed of your instrument.

[maxxi]

The artist formally known as *Bob* wishes to announce that full-blown Jazz exposure has occurred and, while he finishes his jazz ciggy, he is to be known as *BeBob*.

[Huguenot]

That's a bit harsh mockers, there waas real insight in that...

 

[Moos]

Ian! No-one likes a sneak.

Maxxi, *Be-Bob* better be careful. One slip and he could turn into *BeBobALooLaaShe'sMyBaby*, and that's a whole other jive.

[*Bob*]

ianr Wrote:

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> *Bob* Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Photoshop?! The cheek.

>

> Aw man. No wonder. You ain't never gonna swing

> if you is ashamed of your instrument.

Aw, applesauce, man! You two squares are all balled up. You're all wet on this one. Ain'tch'all used Photoshop to crop a screenshot?

Now scram.

[Ridgley]

Listening to Jazz can be very relaxing, on a Sunday afternoon a bit of Miles Davis (tu)

[ianr]

[maxxi]

Moos Wrote:

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> Ian! No-one likes a sneak.

>

> Maxxi, *Be-Bob* better be careful. One slip and

> he could turn into *BeBobALooLaaShe'sMyBaby*, and

> that's a whole other jive.

Just don't ask *BeBob* if he swings.

[maxxi]

73

*allowed after leaving more than enough time for LM, AM etc to poach*

[Alan Medic]

You bast*rd

[maxxi]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> You bast*rd

Accepted and acknowledged.

*Plays new Brubeck arrangement "Take Seventy Three" on sousaphone*