Chav - running for office?

[Maurice]

I started to ask on that 'other' thread but feared the dreaded Lounge. Chav, are you still intending to bring your vast experience in management of large scale budgets and huge constituencies to bear and run for political office?

[Maurice]

Chav? Wake up dear. It's nearly noon.

[Ladygooner]

Maurice - she has a job now you know!

[Maurice]

Oh goodness no I didn't! Brilliant. I hope this doesn't mean she won't be running for office.

I do believe our 40 year investment may start to pay off now.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Sorry bout that, had some judicial reviews to get in to the High Court.

[Maurice]

Yes Jones is a farce to be reckoned with on the local political scene. And a terribly rude woman. If she's your role model it does rather explain a lot.

Good luck with the campaign. I will give you this plug: for those voters wanting to pay even more tax to give to those who already scrounge off our beloved system, your party is the right choice and who better to represent it than someone who has lived off the system for so very long.

Vote early and often folks.

[Ultraconsultancy]

hey chav

look forward to some SME business rates discount lobbying from me, girlfriend!

and maurice, didn't your mother teach not to be rude to a lady?

ultraconsultancy

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Ignore Maurice, everyone else does.

I'm all for local small businesses, I've had a couple myself and my Dad was always running some business or other. It's the big businesses controlling economic and social policy, in the UK and across the globe that I have a problem with.

[Maurice]

I'm not sure the winning strategy is to ignore those who don't agree with you, though I think Lady J Jones follows the same play book. Perhaps that explains the Greens lack of progress in winning elections.

Anyway, what policies would you support (along with your other five party members holding office across the whole of the UK) to punish big bad business?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Not sure I can fix the world single handed, but happy to give it a go. In the meantime I suggest you have a read of this

http://policy.greenparty.org.uk/mfss/

Click on the light green bits to get to the actual policy.

It's a bit long and there are a few difficult words and concepts, but if you get yourself a good dictionary, Maurice, I'm sure you'll manage to absorb some of it.