need a line to cheer me up

[Jah Lush]

I think our Keef/Slosh is having a bit of a identity crisis. Come back Keef, all is forgiven.

[Ant]

My head hurts. It's too early. I don't understand. What's going on?

[Jah Lush]

Don't ask me Ant, I'm completely divorced from reality. Sounds like you need a hair of the dog that bit you. Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

[Ant]

Sadly it wasn't booze that got me into this condition. It was the kids getting us up many times last night.

[Azul]

Ant Wrote:

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> My head hurts. It's too early. I don't understand.

> What's going on?

Keef's done a runner and someone left sloshy on its chair.

Sloshy then kept on typing.

doesn't look good, don't think we'll ever see an unsloshed Keef again.

[Keef]

My God, a guy just wants a bit of a change... Okay okay okay, bear with me...

[Jah Lush]

Oh! Keef you're back. Good man. Don't do it again, there's a good chap.

[Azul]

Keef Wrote:

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> My God, a guy just wants a bit of a change... Okay

> okay okay, bear with me...

I have a friend that spent half his life on second life, one day he decided that he wanted to be a woman.

He turned himself into the hottest girl I could imagine.

I still catch him looking with a funny face at those dresses my gf wears.

Pretty sure that I'm gonna catch him one day running drunk down the street wearing some high heels and a pinky dress.

[Keef]

Not quiiite sure how to respond to that one... :-S

[Jah Lush]

Funny looking fella

wears his sisters clothes

I don't know what to call him

I think he's one of those.

George Formby