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While hubby is away in Wales channeling his inner Withnail and I, Mrs Bob decides it's now a good time to stimulate the local building economy into action with her own version of Rishi's Dishis while respecting social distancing...


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Is this the queue for Mrs Bob's 'Meat out and I'll help out'? inquired Pavel...

Peter John decides to bring phase 4 of the healthy streets project forward and installs a fort in Dulwich Village




"when the floods come we can tax them when using boats to get into the village" he tells the council chamber and his trusty side kick Pirate Jimbo

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  • 3 weeks later...

The Hill Billy family descend from Dog Kennel Hill in their old jaloppy after drinking enough moonshine to turn them blind just to shout insults at people using the EDF on Ulverscroft road




"There's no way of building more cycle lanes or improving bus services (or getting enough room to drive our shack) without restricting the volume of other traffic and the places it can park"

  • 4 months later...

Neighbours are concerned the Buzzards have taken the Neighbourhood Watch scheme too far as the Domino's courier discovers...


Do you have anything else to declare apart from a Two 4 Tuesday meal deal with extra Banofee Pie?


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Darling, remember it's my turn to wear the rubber glove! squealed an excited Mrs Buzzard...

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  • 2 months later...

Style Police Officer Nigello patrols the Dulwich environs, his mission to protect the public from aesthetically-challenged assaults to the street landscape...


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Typical! Another ugly, tawdry attempt by the Council at traffic calming. The Bloomsbury Set would be turning in their graves!

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  • 1 year later...

Mr. Chicken is spitting feathers about people parking for no charge in his streets.

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"Its all about going green and all those poor council workers who can't afford to eat unless we squeeze the pips out of the motorists" he cries 

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  • 1 year later...

Good heavens Earl and are being trolled on a thread that we know nothing about, that seems to have been dormant for years.  You are going to some length to troll us.  And no I don't think it is funny, and if I was to do same I'd do something rather rude.  Which I wont.  Another thread I am leaving, even if this is the first post that I have made here.

On 20/01/2025 at 16:32, Spartacus said:

Earl clutching at straws and doubling down on their statement that by applying the same speed limits to all road users, including cyclists, it makes it less safe for cyclists. 

 

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Spartacus incapable of understanding simple concepts or engaging with an argument sneaks off to the lounge to post lame memes 🙄

 

Edited by Earl Aelfheah
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I started this thread when the EDF was probably at its peak, a gentle prod in the ribs at some of the numerous threads/posters, be they pompous, argumentative, or downright wacko e.g. child abducting clowns, whilst using Camberwick Green/Trumpton pics to illustrate this parallel  universe.

All threads take on a life of their own, but I would like to say that it was meant to be used in the spirit of a third-party commenting on events rather than someone using it on a personal level to 'get even'. 

As you were...

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