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The Dulwich Basil Brush (aka Jules) is discussing the opening of Saucy with Bob (aka Vincent)




VINCENT: ...You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in East Dulwich?


JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?


VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the funk a Quarter Pounder is.


JULES: What'd they call it?


VINCENT: A saucy burger, and it doesn?t even come with fries


JULES: No fries with the Saucy Burger!!!! What'd they call a Big Mac?


VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it ?Le Big Mac?


JULES: What do they call a Whopper?


VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into GBK

KidKruger was determined to get to the bottom of the rouge dog poo issue on goose green, but try as he might he didn't spot the culprit as she was secretly dropping them under the cover of her skirt just like Uncle Eric Ashley-Pitt taught her in the great escape.


 

Lou2 was starting to feel her blood boil about diable rouge correctly identifying her secret identity as "the loopy"


She started to plan her revenge on diable rouge and the first thing on the agenda was to find a way out of Bethlam without the guards noticing


 

FussyGalore: I say to man in East Dulwich shop, "Is rat." He say, "No, no, no. Is a special kind of hamster. Is filigree Siberian hamster." Only one in shop. He make special price, only five pound.


Dulwich Basil Brush : Have you ever heard of the bubonic plague, Fussy? It was very popular here at one time. A lot of pedigreed hamsters came over on ships from Siberia.


LouTwo: Dulwich Basil Brush, he's Fussy's pet. We have a duty to it. Perhaps we could find a home for him.


Dulwich Basil Brush : All right, I'll put an ad in the papers. "Wanted: Kind home for enormous, savage rodent. Answers to the name of 'Louisa.'"


 

At first supportive of his wive's regression therapy, Mr Loopy Lou begins to have grave concerns when she dishes up milk and bread for supper for the 5th night running...


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Any chance you can come back as Fanny Craddock next time darling?

diable rouge Wrote:

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> At first supportive of his wive's regression

> therapy, Mr Loopy Lou begins to have grave

> concerns when she dishes up milk and bread for

> supper for the 5th night running...

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> Any chance you can come back as Fanny Craddock

> next time darling?



Maybe it was a attempt at a pizza

diable rouge Wrote:

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> While husband Bob is busy dib dibbing, Mrs

> Buzzard, with tape in hand, invites some builders

> round to measure up...

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> ''Ok, after 3, let's see which one of you can

> provide me with the best rear extension...''


That?s what Mrs B says we need to make a start on whilst I?m up at the Fort for the summer.

The opening night of Seabag's new home themed restaurant Couch Potatoes doesn't prove to be a success, as the denizens of CG decide they might as well stay at home and order a Deliveroo...


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Have you got an electrical certificate for this place? enquired Dulwich Basil Brush

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