Welcome to the CGF!..

[jumpinjackflash]

Not to be outdone by Elvis performing at Hooper's..the EDT upped the ante by securing the Village People..

http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2007/12/village.people.jpg

[red devil]

Mickmac soon realised he'd overdone the alcohol content in his Potcheen...

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/725/2e6/7252e6ad-c73e-4b09-81d0-6160d40f74f9

[red devil]

Rumours start to circulate on Twitter that the getaway vehicle used in the Marnie abduction was a steamroller...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQu9mirwuSeOtoPjj2r8d8SlG31k6Ce1IRFhHqJJKO69PSzWvw

[civilservant]

http://www.strawson.freeuk.com/dalek/2daleks.jpg

ED-ers, er... no, CGF-ers, wake up to the new blue bins

(edited to reduce local levels of threat)

[red devil]

Forumites take extreme measures to avoid mentioning Ch*is*mas too early this year...

http://www.djibnet.com/photo/2361815112-playmobil.jpg

[red devil]

The new East Dulwich to London Bridge Express Train fails to leave East Dulwich...

http://www.playmobildirect.co.uk/images/product/6760.jpg

''At least we don't have to worry about nutters'', said one dizzy commuter...

[Alan Medic]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ksm/lowres/ksmn2421l.jpg

Mr.Ben advises the EDF of his latest idea!

[maxxi]

Mr. Ben's principle of "first come first served" causes near riot as he rents out more of his hot cakes property portfolio...

http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/obama_inauguration_in_lego12.jpg

[Annette Curtain]

marnie squeals with delight at her new life. http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/JohnLewis/231296277?wid=600&hei=597&op_sharpen=1" Now that's karma for you baby-gal "

[maxxi]

ED Landlord of the Year Herroeeeey resorts to dirty tricks to illegally evict rent-paying tenant...

http://cache.lego.com/upload/contentTemplating/MinifiguresBios/images/pic2DAAF37BC5F6A06C3B0AE5A7BC669F7E.jpg

[maxxi]

Having evicted his tenant Herroeeeey goes after those pesky revvers-of-engines and car-repair types on Whately rd...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3309825613_432588439e.jpg

[maxxi]

A confused and dyslexic RedDevil enters the debate on Guarantors...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTdzeM6onrahPR1rG9DcJYpDegcuf8RLsUIQzm7WQAV-bykTLoMA

[maxxi]

Braving The Actress for a second time jumpingjackflash is once again given the wrong kind of glass...

"A Zinfandel in this?! You're having a fucking laugh!"

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/miller.jpg

[red devil]

Herroeeeey makes the best of a bad situation...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00481/smart_goldfish_682_481411a.jpg

''Squatter's rights!'' proclaimed the goldfish

[Annette Curtain]

The Actress holds it's first wine tasting evening.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzNXkQiJsOeB-5P5AbWhTI8Jgsyyh0rkHLfMNsjWjsAO8StGr3kghttp://www.actionmanhq.co.uk/images/dynamic.JPGhttp://www.prlabs.co.uk/images/iStock_000005465425XSmall.jpg

"Not your usual crowd but that's what we want" says Scott.

[maxxi]

and gets in something brand new for the wine drinkers...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRa6JU9kZxRgcjRsX6lGNgCU_9GVL-qV4d1_3XsKFKKyf4dRp6-1w

[red devil]

Frankito arrested for soliciting...

http://www.toys-uk.co.uk/images/_lib/playmobil-4269-police-with-thief-21001776-225-1275398552000.jpg

''I was only offering the young lady a taxi home'' proclaimed Frankito

[maxxi]

"It's not perverse it's just my fantasy job" says red devil

http://fr.bricker.ru/images/sets/5620_brickset.jpg

[red devil]

''Uncle Teddddd!, can you come up and read us a Existentialism For The Proletariat bedtime story...pleeeeeease!''

http://kiddleylinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/playmobilbunkbeds.jpg

''Shush now wee ones, Uncle Ted is still watching Debbie Does Dostoevsky...''

[maxxi]

After mixing his Buckfast with his Thunderbird Help-Ma-Boab is taken advantage of by old college chums...

http://members.shaw.ca/dryblog/drnknsnh.jpg

[maxxi]

*Bob* demonstrates the difference between Thunderbird Blue and Red label...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxw47mJkA1qapxx6o1_400.jpg

[red devil]

*Bob* decides to forego the free Meat Feast topping...

http://www.toyopia.co.uk/5967-thickbox/playmobil-minifigures-series-1-boys-pizza-chef.jpg

[maxxi]

Mick Mack's fantasy job goes horribly wrong...

http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/1145/052/006/005/lego_soccer.jpg

[red devil]

After his 'break in Acapulco' , Quids goes back to his dayjob...

http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cg82.jpg

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