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  • 3 weeks later...

Ted Max spots a niche in the market...''Roll up, roll up, get your Tuscany Tutti Frutti eco ice creams here...free literary put down with every scoop!''

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''This'll teach those Grove Vale arrivistes'' thinks Ted.

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After another Sue/DJKQ thread lock-down the forumites gather around the CGF water cooler, looking a little lost for things to do...


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''It says here a man has been arrested for trying to sell cheese on a bus''

''Really, how interesting...''

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  • 2 months later...

In a last ditch effort to save the CPT from becoming a theme pub, Otta and Jah resort to guerilla tactics, break-in, and set up their own micro-brewery...


http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cgs08.jpg


''Looks like piss'' said an unimpressed Brum.


Off-shot, Red Devil in his replica shirt, sits down on a comfy sofa and awaits the lock-in...hic!

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Worried about getting busted by the rozzers for setting up an illegal micro-brewery, Jah hits on a novel idea to dispose of the evidence...

http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cgyp06.jpg

''I know, we'll get some old water bottles, fill 'em up and then dump 'em down Worlingham Road, no one will notice''

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Forward to the future...


It's opening night at the rebranded CPT...now called FAG (Fab & Groovy).

Instead of 4 old duffers and a whippet, the clientele now consists of 4 fashionistas and a Shitzhu...


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''Keep smiling Tarquin, we may end up in SE22 magazine...''

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