Evil black cat

[steveo]

Top of Court Lane. He breaks in through the cat flap, eats all my cat's food and then generously sprays all over the house. He is young, he is a boy, he is blacker than the Kiwi rugby team and he stinks.

He has to be stopped. If you know him or his owners, please have a word or he'll end up in a brown bin.

[Peckhampam]

electronic cat flaps are good too.

[Earl Aelfheah]

If you're putting him in the bin I recommend filming it and then posting the video on you tube. People will find it hilarious and there will definitely not be any adverse reaction.

[Pickle]

We used to have a problem with other cats coming in and spraying/eating our cat's food - we got a microchip operated catflap, well worth the money.

[steveo]

Pickle Wrote:

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> We used to have a problem with other cats coming

> in and spraying/eating our cat's food - we got a

> microchip operated catflap, well worth the money.

How do they work? Does the cat have to key in a number?

[Pickle]

:) I only wish that our cat were that smart!

You set them up by shoving the microchipped cat through it, and it registers the chip. Then when they come up to the door to get in it reads their chip and opens.

This is the one we have:

http://www.sureflap.co.uk/

[tiddles]

ditto the microchip cat flap - works a treat

[steveo]

Thirty quid for a chip, seventy five quid for a cat flap. Someone to fit it. I could get a cat hating staff cheaper

[Guest]

I had a similar problem and took to keeping a jug of water by the back door and chucking it at the offending cat each time it appeared in my garden. Only took a couple of goes before it got the message and started avoiding me, my door and garden.

[Andrew1011]

I had a similar problem with (non-evil) hungry feline visitors so I had an electromagnetic catflap fitted last weekend.

So far so good.

[Zebedee Tring]

I wouldn't recommend putting the cat in a brown bin, otherwise you may well end up as a national pariah like Fred the Shred. And if you were prosecuted, you could well go daaahn.

[steveo]

Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> word or he'll end up in a brown bin >

>

> I wouldn't recommend putting the cat in a brown

> bin, otherwise you may well end up as a national

> pariah like Fred the Shred. And if you were

> prosecuted, you could well go daaahn.

A shredder, now there's a thought. Although I'd probably need a wood chipper for a cat that size

[Salsaboy]

You need to freeze them before they go through the shredder otherwise all you end up with is a load of mush spraying back at you.

Or so I've heard.

[ilondoner]

Body parts are not allowed in brown bins, they are for food waste only. Bin men will refuse to dispose of body parts and you could end up facing prosecution. The courts have been advised to show no mercy to those who flout recycling rules.

[Saila]

i'm still having a real problem with our local evil black cat (named FANG) oglander/copleston roads

we have tried *everything*

he bulldozes through the 'smart' cat flaps.

we have taken to blocking the cat flat with a heavy wooden table to stop the b*gger getting in

also asked cat charities for cages (with hope to capture and neuter it) but they just pass you from pillar to post or promise you a cat trap and never get back in touch :(

our cat is now a forced in door cat.

[RosieH]

I am prepared to loan out my crossbow.

[steveo]

Neuter. Mmmm. Anyone have a couple of bricks?

[maxxi]

Likes spraying huh? Sounds like you need one of these...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1R8_MnmdHDg0LlGPyswE4s_X1qtRa3BL8KeUH40jhM60d0tH-

[Salsaboy]

Load it with water mixed with english mustard. When it gets wet and tries to lick itself clean, burnt tongue.

[ilondoner]

Rosie H didn't you offer to lend me your crossbow when I complained about stalker-cat? He must have read this forum because I haven't seen him since.

[jumpinjackflash]

Is this him?

http://theconnorchronicles.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/evil-cat.jpg

[mockney piers]

My brother used to use silly string. It affects their self image and they never come back for more.

Fluorescent pink works best, especially for toms.

[ilondoner]

Aren't cats colour blind?

[puzzled]

get a dog. foolproof

[puzzled]

try getting a dog... preferably a jack russell