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Top of Court Lane. He breaks in through the cat flap, eats all my cat's food and then generously sprays all over the house. He is young, he is a boy, he is blacker than the Kiwi rugby team and he stinks.


He has to be stopped. If you know him or his owners, please have a word or he'll end up in a brown bin.

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Pickle Wrote:

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> We used to have a problem with other cats coming

> in and spraying/eating our cat's food - we got a

> microchip operated catflap, well worth the money.



How do they work? Does the cat have to key in a number?

Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> word or he'll end up in a brown bin >

>

> I wouldn't recommend putting the cat in a brown

> bin, otherwise you may well end up as a national

> pariah like Fred the Shred. And if you were

> prosecuted, you could well go daaahn.


A shredder, now there's a thought. Although I'd probably need a wood chipper for a cat that size

i'm still having a real problem with our local evil black cat (named FANG) oglander/copleston roads


we have tried *everything*


he bulldozes through the 'smart' cat flaps.


we have taken to blocking the cat flat with a heavy wooden table to stop the b*gger getting in


also asked cat charities for cages (with hope to capture and neuter it) but they just pass you from pillar to post or promise you a cat trap and never get back in touch :(


our cat is now a forced in door cat.

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