7 questions C.V test

[Annette Curtain]

Try this...

For *ahem* research purposes obviously.

I scored so low that I got "fired"

Hey, so lucky I employ myself then.

* checks clock *

"Damn I missed tea-break"

"Don't worry take the rest of the afternoon off"

"Really, OK I will then"

"See you/me tomorrow"

"Okay then, ciao "

NETTE:-S

[DJKillaQueen]

Hmmm I got as far as seeing that I had to register and 'punch' in and decided 'sod the test'! So I'm guessing I'm fired too :))

[PeckhamRose]

Agree with above, if I have to actually do some work and register then sod it. Oh self employment is wonderful!

[Otta]

Register for what? I just did the test, and didn't have to register for anything.

I am also fired by the way.

[red devil]

What Otta said...

I work in design and there used to be a lot of one-upmanship when it came to CVs.

The ponciest one I heard about was someone who printed their CV to look like a wine label and and then stuck it on a bottle of vino, which would then be given to any prospective employer...

[Salsaboy]

Fired. :'(

[Annette Curtain]

Ah haaa

We're all fired

It's good fun though.

( no need to register, you just click on the bottom r.hand arrow > on the picture )

So glad I'm not employing "me"

Netts:-S

[TillieTrotter]

Didn't register and got 4/7 interview stage. Things are looking up.

[Annette Curtain]

red devil Wrote:

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> What Otta said...

>

> I work in design and there used to be a lot of

> one-upmanship when it came to CVs.

> The ponciest one I heard about was someone who

> printed their CV to look like a wine label and and

> then stuck it on a bottle of vino, which would

> then be given to any prospective employer...

He got through a lot of wine then.

And Tillie-T scrapes through.

NETTS:-S

[DJKillaQueen]

Hmmmm none of us qualify as citizens (having failed the citizen test) and we are also unemployable...........fantastic!

*let's riot*

:))

[maxxi]

As it was a BBC site I ignored all the multiple choice questions and wrote-in my own answers - I passed and got offered a choice between:

Head of 'Thinkability' seminars for 2013 (with special emphasis on corridor management).

Producer of new BBC3 series (they only have the title so far - "Gangs or Gardening").

Car-Park Attendant (much sought after position as it is one of the last positions not being moved north).

[Sue]

Fired. 2/7 :))

Didn't have to register.

[katie1997]

Haha brilliantly well-observed maxxi. More than a grain of truth in that...

Oh and I got 3 :-S