Ranting Room

[madmanhoagy]

Vent your feelings and discuss ED

[dulwichmum]

Isn't Dulwich simply the best and most super divine place on earth?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I'd be here all day!

[*Bob*]

Start us off, Hoagy..

[Michael Palaeologus]

Tsk. That global warming. Its a poser and there's no mistakin'.

[dulwichmum]

It is good news for Dulwich though, apparently if sea level rises by 6 metres - Brixton will sink. 9 metres and it is lights out for Peckham! We shall be the new the new Putney!

[Nero]

You've heard it all before from me, but litterbugs and pavement cyclers are my bete noires.

On a more positive note, what I DO like are cheery shopkeepers, like the men from Plant Nation and the woman at A J Farmer and Val, and jolly bloggers, like Dulwich Mum and the Landcroft House collective. Nero

[*Bob*]

Hoagy, you should tell us what you don't like. As Nero says, we've heard it all before from everyone else - you're probably the only one (as one of our 'younger members', I remember) with something different to add.

[dulwichmum]

Perfect Nero,

Please accept an air kiss on each cheek - indeed - I may even dust off my Kitchen Aid and bake you a cake!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

What's a Kitchen Aid? Isn't that some kind of member of staff?

[Nero]

Kitchen Aid? Is the Darling Mr Bono behind that one? Anyway, mine's a coffee walnut cake, wiv icin' an' everyfink. Nero

[*Bob*]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> What's a Kitchen Aid? Isn't that some kind of

> member of staff?

C'mon, Chav.. get with the must-have ED kitchen accessories. They do a cracking toaster.. well worth a hundred of your notes - time to bin that terribly cliched Dualit number you're so proud of.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I seem to recall Jerry Hall saying something about being a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. Kitchen Aid??

[dulwichmum]

Clearly I am referring to my mixer dear hearts!http://www.thisnext.com/media/230x230/KitchenAid-Artisan-Series-5_ED42FE49.jpg

I shall wear my special powder blue Cath Kidston Apron and everything - here goes...

[macker]

That's a Kenwood Chef that is.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Good spot ol' timer.

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD Macker - pass the smelling salts! How could you? It is my pride and joy and terribly upmarket.