Creepy Ritual Looking Egg & Flatbread Things

[crumbler]

The other day, I was walking on the pavement outside my house, and saw something which looked on first glance as if someone had been sick on a pizza. I didn't take a second glace, but then a day or so later I saw another occurrence of the same thing. Looking closer, I saw that it was a piece of tissue paper, on top of which had been placed something like a paratha bread. The bread had about 5 or 6 bright pink dots on it. Finally, an egg had been smashed on top of it. Both were identical, and about 10 yards apart. Today there was a third. Has anyone seen such a thing before, or could anyone explain what is going on?

[Sue]

Aliens.

East Dulwich equivalent of corn circles.

:))

[woodrot]

gang activity

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Clown spoor.

[Salsaboy]

Got any pics?

[ibilly99]

You're going mad no such thing happened dear OK ? It's 28th December 2011 and the Pm is David Cameron

[Annette Curtain]

I once saw a cat ( dead ) laying on-top of a half eaten kebab with a scattering of chips around it.

It was on Church Street, Crystal palace.

Put me right off kebabs you know.

( I have the picture of course )

NETTE:-S

[ClareC]

There was a dead frog on top of a mound of dog poo in Dulwich Park a couple of summers ago.

[Annette Curtain]

ClareC Wrote:

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> There was a dead frog on top of a mound of dog poo

> in Dulwich Park a couple of summers ago.

This is turning into "Dead Stuff" Poker.

I raise your dead frog on a dog poo with a dead fox with innards spread over 2 carriages on the A20 on Christmas day.

NETTE:-S

[crumbler]

OK - here's a photo.

[Annette Curtain]

crumbler Wrote:

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> OK - here's a photo.

OK

I see your challenge, with a dead cat surrounded by cold chips, in Crystal Palace.

NETTE:-S

[Salsaboy]

4 chips is not surrounded!

[Annette Curtain]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> 4 chips is not surrounded!

I know, i'm sorry.

But if 2's company and 3's a crowd, what's 4 then ?

( not including fag butt )

NETTE:-S

[crumbler]

What are those tyre marks on the cat? I'm no Lund, but it looks like the cat was eating the chips, and got run over by the wheelie bin.