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woodrot

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  1. the amount of energy needed to start up a computer, log in and begin typing up another lost cat post may be the most important thing you will ever do - but have you ever thought about the energy wasted in doing this ? Why bother starting a new thread every time mr socks doesnt appear for a few days. Why not just use the one you started last time and just bump it up and update the details where needed. hey presto.Energy saving tips from the cat filled dungeon of woodrot
  2. meh. weve had about 45,000 Italian resturants in the 'hood. How many survive ?
  3. ill give it a go for you. cats is easy to skin - easier if theyre dead though, less scratchy.
  4. jesus christ, imagine the demographic that would attend this- it makes Nick Cave devotees look pre pubescent.
  5. the cat monothought clique seems to be experiencing a little resistance from free thinkers here http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,1223456
  6. an impossible task, discuss all things not Dr Who.
  7. these days it is difficult to obtain enough colour matched mewling newborns to create a presentable pair of winter gloves.My wholesale contact at the Celia hammond can only offer mixed bags of emaciated tabby and ginger, due to the recession apparently. A young person with style and panache should never been seen in public with ginger tom gloves.
  8. seems to have lost its pariah status these days, wot wiv chippy market traders on the delightful NCR selling motheaten jackets and the like are we still anti fur in ED or is it acceptable ? - unless its kitty fur of course( and their "mums" and "dads" would probabaly kick off and mass disorder on the quirky Lordship Lane would blates ensue )
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    A new MP

    Barry Chuckle. At least he wont fuck off and take on a raft of City Directorships afterwards.
  10. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Useless, ineffectual President who couldn't keep > in his trousers. If it wasn't for his old man's > money he wouldn't have got anywhere near the White > House. Best thing that ever happened to him was > getting shot. 180!
  11. I have heard that the local cats are marking properties in Ed with chalk signs, apparently to inform other cats about the status of the occupants eg a white cross = the owners are idiots who will take them in for a free emal, a yellow circle to show that the inmates are willing to take a sick cat to the vets and pay all the bills. Please be careful. If you se a home marked with one of these signs, tell the gullible householder that they are being taken advantage of.
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    Jason

    I wonder if Robort may soon begin to ponder on the eternal question of people of 30 not joining social groups
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    Football Focus

    BTW, I dont actually wish failure on Ingeland- except at Scotlands cost ( some hope of that...) but when you hear verbose nasally poltroons like gerrard saying that this is the best squad he has ever been with, then you know its not going to end well. good luck anyway. Hodgson is a decent straight bloke- he will be given pelters after the WC.blates.
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    Football Focus

    if the WC was decicded on excess, lurking around nighclubs,nasty tats, vulgar cars, shocking taste in Music & bad haircuts, then England deserve the trophy. Those bastards at FIFA have decided it should be based on football skills. how dare they.. England invented the game. the WC is morally Englands.forever.
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    Football Focus

    ^^^^delusional^^^^ ingerland were shite headless bantams. Germany didnt break sweat, england were shattered after futile running about mindlessly for the first half- they will be taken to the cleaners when they meet a professional outfit after the group stage in the WC.
  16. ans sticking chewing gum onto tube posters to create an amusing 3d effect.
  17. get with it AP, street art ( I feckin hate that term BTW ) has to have AK47/ Ronald Mc Donald/ tescos logo / hand grenade used ironically to be a hit.Its all about the clever and original juxtaposition of globalism and war and death and shit innit. get back to grass roots and get tagging bus windows and blacking out teeth on grinning tube averts.or maybe speech bubbles with bad words crudely drawn on posters.and styalised genitalia.Ole Skool for impact.Retro is the way forward. keep it real on the mean streets of SE22.
  18. you shouldnt take the piss otherwise the feline death squad cadre will come round yer gaff with pitchforks nd torches to drive you out
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