Center Parks and Anal Sex

[Otta]

A friend posted this on Facebook.

Made me laugh.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/a1385104-Center-Parcs-Anal-sex

[pebbles]

Hysterical, I have to say I've never opened a thread quicker than this one - great title :)

[Belle]

yup I saw that on Facebook too...what I love is the references to previous threads along similar lines!

[Otta]

Up the OXO tower! Never heard that before!

[sillywoman]

This was the post that had me snorting into my coffee;

"It's the times you have together

That you'll carry with you forever

Take it up the arse at Centre Parcs

I don't think they'll be rushing to amend their brochure, tbh."

snigger :)):-$

[Ruth_Baldock]

My husband retweeted something about this, then came home from work and ribbed me endlessly about my bordering-on-obsession about going to cEnter parcs. I will never mention it again now...

[oimissus]

I like the fact that this has had 463 views since it went up at midday . . .

[Otta]

sillywoman Wrote:

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> This was the post that had me snorting into my

> coffee;

>

> "It's the times you have together

> That you'll carry with you forever

>

> Take it up the arse at Centre Parcs

>

> I don't think they'll be rushing to amend their

> brochure, tbh."

>

> snigger :)):-$

" Anal sex is one thing , but Centre Parcs????

Leave the bastartd."

Was a good one.

[Otta]

oimissus Wrote:

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> I like the fact that this has had 463 views since

> it went up at midday . . .

Over 530 now, but disappointed in the lack of responses.

[buggie]

I'd guess most who've followed the link have gone ::o and struck the typing version of dumb!

[helena handbasket]

Because I'm kind of a loser, I followed the hints to the Oxo tower thread. And then I googled it.

Did you know that you can buy merchandise that says "For my birthday, my boyfriend wanted to take me up the Oxo tower"?

I've learned a lot today.

[sillywoman]

Ruth_Baldock Wrote:

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> My husband retweeted something about this, then

> came home from work and ribbed me endlessly about

> my bordering-on-obsession about going to cEnter

> parcs. I will never mention it again now...

snigger

perhaps he could treat you to a trip up the OXO tower instead Ruth?

splutter, snort.

(sorry - so puerile, just couldn't resist. That thread really tickled me)

[hellosailor]

If that mumsnet post is genuine it is GOLD.