SAWS (Stuck At Work Society)

[jumpinjackflash]

That really hurts you know

[Brendan]

Before moving forward proactively you should commission a research strategy to develop recommendations setting out a vision, brand position and communications strategy as well as a number of KPIs to monitor the performance and effectiveness of stabbing your eye with a biro. While you are at it draft a separate project charter to take forward any resulting issues and clarify the division of responsibilities between stakeholders.

[David Mc]

Stop it - that's too close to the knuckle. Anyway - what about added-value and does it comply with the mission statement and be shareholder-beneficial?

[Floating Onion]

I got:

"the intention is to keep the scope fairly tight as there is no bandwidth to do a strategic review"

yesterday. I work in IT, so that statement took me quite a while to figure out. Once I stopped wanting to kill somebody.

Ah, there's my biro!

[Brendan]

Doesn?t that just mean, ?We?re not going to try to do too much here because there is not enough space on our wires to plan it all properly.?

[CamberwellOz]

I'm reading the 452 replies to our wine tasting and setting up a database with all their friends who want to come.

That was after I found out that I spent a day putting together 'a very important' wine list that included every wine that we stock that 'I needed to send five days ago' was never even looked at or used.

lordship_bod - can you stab me in the eye as well?

[lordship_bod]

you're all too late... none of your posts helped me so i stabbed myself with the biro....

[David Mc]

You should have done some thinking outside the box first.

[Floating Onion]

I wanted to put people in little boxes yesterday. Lots of little boxes.

[Brendan]

Are we talking more boxes than people

[Floating Onion]

Definitely.

[MadWorld74]

I'm so fricking bored I don't know what to do. I'm meant to be streaking naked down the Lane this evening, swearing and that. Bollocks.

[Huguenot]

:)