EDF FAQ's... the answers (For Cynical old timers or just the cynical)

[????]

...they are Parakeets, they've been wild in London parks for YEARS

[david_carnell]

....yes it's safe. As much as any part of London is if you don't wander about with your iphone late at night down unlit streets.

[El Pibe]

...No, Waitrose will not be opening anything on Lordship Lane.

[????]

..the Gowlett

[red devil]

...THERE'S BEEN A POST ON THIS SUBJECT BEFORE!!!!!! :X

[red devil]

...shouldn't that be THERE'S BEEN A THREAD ON THIS SUBJECT BEFORE!!!!! ;-)

[red devil]

...shouldn't that be THERE'S BEEN A THREAD ON THIS SUBJECT BEFORE!!!!! ;-)

[KidKruger]

..oh yes, absolutely. You're guaranteed an increase in house prices, you'll double your money probably in five years, this is the Santa Fe of South London.

[El Pibe]

...yes, absolutely that man alone in the park is a rapist/paedophile/terrorist/all three, you were right to phone 999 then point and scream with a deadened look in your eyes. Fourche on lordship lane does a nice line in Orla Keily pitchforks with a beautiful tiling detail on the reclaimed teak handle.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

....Celia Hammonds details are here http://www.celiahammond.org/

ETA: *you never saw me right!*

[the-e-dealer]

No.

[the-e-dealer]

The Cat wanders about and the owner keeps trying to track him down.

[Annette Curtain]

Franklins or the Palmerston are always good for (insert occasion here)

[the-e-dealer]

The PUB NAME HERE used to be a decent local with Old Todgers on Tap.

[katie1997]

yes, its definitely foxes making that blood-curdling screaming noise during the night.

[El Pibe]

...no they're not lower or more frequent, you're just grumpy this morning and noticing them more.

[MrBen]

....it was where Adventure Bar is now and was....

[ibilly99]

.... gang activity

[the-e-dealer]

With all these replies we could start an automatic forum where replies just come from the computer

[the-e-dealer]

"I'm afraid I cant do that Dave"

[wee quinnie]

(Insert road name here) is very nice, I've lived here since year blah blah and I love it!

[maxxi]

J'accuse - you are BBW/Hunca/NewNexus(etc) in disguise.

[maxxi]

No, x hasn't left the forum they're just known as y now.

[maxxi]

Yes because/but* James Barber is/is not* responsible I just wish he/people* would get off his arse/back*.

*delete according to prevailing political wind.

[Inkmaiden]

Yes, you will need to move within 26 metres of your preferred primary school to get in.