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I've had enough of my two closest colleagues - one sat next to me and one sat opposite - eating carrots. They've both recently taken to snacking on them, and both of them do it very noisily indeed.


One of them in particular bites chunks from his carrots with such gusto that I half expect him to leap up and slap his thigh, panto-style, before proclaiming how much he wishes he were a rabbit. He also opens his mouth for a chew every fifth chew or so, just to make sure you can hear what he's up to.


The other one's not quite as bad, but there's still too much munching and crunching, and I think he just encourages the other one.


I'm subjected to this at least twice a day - one carrot each - but often more.


It makes me grumpy. I think next time it happens I shall have to get up and leave my desk until they're done with their rooty snacks.

  • 6 months later...

I am really bored with people talking about


1. "Mini mes"

and

2. People paraphrasing Mrs Merton along the lines of "So what attracted young woman to aging multi millionaire wrinkly" type remarks.


There are a few more - I'll have to get back to you on them. The 2 above are really bugging me to distraction, though.

Jah Lush Wrote:

Bloody hell! That would drive me insane. They'll be on the celery next. I'd get them a rabbit hutch and stick the bastards outside.


Its probably awkward as the two Guys may be senior,on a larger wage....or put another way on a larger monthly celery..:-$

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