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Dear Baby,


I think we are getting on well but I have some feedback.


Some tips on feeding. The milk comes out of the nipple. Not just any bit of the boob you happen to lurch forwards onto. It does not come out of your fist, or the hand that you are covering the nipple with.


There are some things that will delay your feed. These include but are not limited to:

Pushing the boob away with all your might while straining to reach it with your mouth. No, I'm not sure why this doesn't work either.

Putting the nipple in your eye.


Let's discuss?


Yours sincerely


Your [slave]employee

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