If I was Mayor I would.......

[DulwichFox]

The second archery Law of 1363 made it obligatory for Englishmen to practise their skills with the longbow every Sunday!

If I was Mayor I would bring this law back..

Fox

[Wilhelm]

Expecting Agincourt part deux : This Time It's Regional ?

[Salsaboy]

Yeah, against Brixton Village.

[maxxi]

Anyone know a good fletcher?

[citizenED]

I have a vision, these huge buses, single deck, with three accessible points of entry, perhaps flexible in the middle....

[ruffers]

Ban Estate Agent signs. Pointless eyesores.

[Moos]

use if with the subjunctive.

[guna nua]

Get dressed up every day (Sunday best) and have lunch in really nice restaurants with lovely food and wine... And probably do something good for the people ... Possibly...hmm maybe , would try to anyway (or pretend)

[maxxi]

Moos Wrote:

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> use if with the subjunctive.

speaking hypothetically of course

[silverfox]

If I were Mayor I would appoint Moos as Head of Communications

[????]

Set up my tax affairs through a limited company to reduce my tax to show what a socialist I was

or

Buffoon my way into a string of lovely ladies boudoirs

...tough old life

[katie1997]

ban short people (ahem) from carrying umbrellas in the street.

[the-e-dealer]

Ban Estate Agents. Pointless Eyesores

[Annette Curtain]

IF I were Mayor I would punch the Lib Dem leader (I can't even bring myself to say/write his name) straight in the mush every time he said 'coalition'

I'd then punch the whole Tory cabinet right in the slats every time they said "the previous/last government"

It would be brilliant fun & as of this moment....

"I'm running for Mayor"

Vote Nette

[Guest]

...Stop spending such a disgusting amount of money on my pre-election PR campaign, stop lying about the Olympics bringing economic growth to London (did it work for Athens?), and get a bloody haircut, the idiot.

[BrandNewGuy]

... change my name to 'Quimby'.

[Annette Curtain]

http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/MMJRLTHK/WHEN%20I%27M%20MAYOR..../I%20PROMISE%20TO%20RUN%20OVER%20SLY%20%26%20REGGIE./NETTE%20X/bus.jpg

[the-e-dealer]

Go Nette!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Oh Nette, darling, I just spat my coffee out.

[Alan Medic]

Can you extend that to their no.1 fan UDT as well Nette? You've got my vote!

[the-e-dealer]

Introduce buses as long as trains. You could almost walk from East Dulwich to Peckham. I would also have Indian Takeaways on board and call them Bhindi Buses.

[DulwichFox]

Double-Decker-Bendy-Buses..

Yay...

Fox

[DulwichFox]

or.. Bendy with Not 2... Not 3... But 4 sections...

Yaaayyyy

Fox

[Mrs TP]

Ban cold calling door to door and on the phone.

[Guest]

Make proper bike lanes throughout London to separate cyclists safely from cars and pedestrians. Most other major European cities have managed it so why can't we? The CS network isn't much more than route markings.