Commonly accepted ED falsehoods

[woodrot]

1)My cat is missing, therefore it must be in your shed.

yes, YOUR shed. you MUST go out and search for it. MUST go out NOW a kittys LIFE MAY DEPEND on your ACTION. HURRY.It may be 3AM, but YOU MUST CHECK NOW.

I have never ever experienced a cat locked in a shed, any shed, ever.

face facts pet lite owners, your cat has no loyalty and will move onto the next gormless sucker when the opportunity arises.

[El Pibe]

Have you tried past life hypno regression therapy?

I'm guessing mouse!

[El Pibe]

ok ok.

2) Use lion poo, through some sort of trans-continental-atavistic-fear mechanism, foxes will avoid your garden.

[maxxi]

woodrot Wrote:

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> 1)My cat is missing, therefore it must be in your

> shed.

>

>...

>

> I have never ever experienced a cat locked in a

> shed, any shed, ever.

No... only in those twilight fantasies before sleep comes*

*"Silence of the Kittens" pp34.

[woodrot]

3) A designer cupcake business is the way forward

Wrong on every level

[Annette Curtain]

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[Loz]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> ok ok.

> 2) Use lion poo, through some sort of trans-continental-atavistic-fear mechanism, foxes

> will avoid your garden.

Tsk. Lion poo scares off cats. Foxes dislike human urine. Especially if you get them right in the eye.

[Guest]

You need a Chelsea tractor to drive up the hill into Sainsbury's car park.

[Guest]

Waitrose = irreversible gentrification (Stevenage has had one for years, people).

[oimissus]

my neighbour's cat DID get shut in my shed once. He put a dead mouse into my handbag as thanks for letting him out, which was nice, along with a day's worth of poo and wee in my shed.

[maxxi]

4. Different threads attacking the typical ED resident are never started by the same person......ever.

[Loz]

5. There is such a thing as 'the best estate agent' to use.

Let's face it, they'd all flog their grandmother for tuppence-ha'penny if they could find a buyer.

[DulwichFox]

M&S is opening soon on Lordship Lane..

Fox

[PeckhamRose]

"It was better when I was alive..."

[woodrot]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> Have you tried past life hypno regression

> therapy?

> I'm guessing mouse!

You have read Maus i assume

Cats = Nazis

[red devil]

Tis true...

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[El Pibe]

a comic buff no less!

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marvellous!

[Marmora Man]

All EDF'rs are Guardian reading bleeding heart liberals that wear (with socks) sandals knitted from organic vegan soya beans

[Thomas Micklewright]

re. gentrification of east dulwich, i heard a man ranting on the bus the other day about how gentrification and the bringing money into ED was destroying the place. His words were - 'two things we need to get rid of from ED, gentrification and all these traffic lights they keep building'.

good times

[????]

That prior to 2002 East Dulwich was a slummy bordeline Dickensian rookery packed to the rafters with Ne'r Do Wells and Chavs

[Jeremy]

...yeah, but it was kinda scruffy back in the mid-late nineties, wasn't it?

[the-e-dealer]

It had one of the Lowest car ownership and highest outside toilet rates in London.

[the-e-dealer]

I guess that's pretty awful if you want to pee on a car!

[Otta]

I think my parents only had an indoor toilet a year or 2 before I was born (78). Don't think there were many outdoor jakes left by the 90s though.

[the-e-dealer]

Yeah lot of gentrification late 80s to 90s