Erm... Hello?

[dulwichmum]

Let us scurge Michael together. Here, look, I have sharpened my small dogs teeth earlier. Lets hide behind this sofa and leave a copy of Razzle on the sofa.

Shhhhh...

Oh Michael, Michael dear heart...

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Has this become the Quiet Room's annex?*

*Pulls trousers up and stomps off to the Quiet Room*

[dulwichmum]

Is it too late to throw a granade?

[KalamityKel]

How goods ya aim? ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Fabarooooooooooo.......

*BOOM*

Ohmygosh! I haven't even singed his eyebrows! That man is superhuman!!! (Prrr)

[KalamityKel]

no ur aim is just crap :p

[dulwichmum]

Fair enough.

Can I offer you a top up?

[KalamityKel]

I would love a top up right this minute ;-)

Never be listening to those who say it's too early! :))

[dulwichmum]

Here let me pop some ice in that for you, hey - have a fresh glass. What kind of hostess am I?

[Michael Palaeologus]

What are you doing in here? Get back in that Quiet Room you daft old bat, I have just tossed a silver, anti-vampire GRENADE at you in there.

[dulwichmum]

I love it when you tell me what to do!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Come here woman!! See how my muscles ripple beneath my silken shirt and my steely thews threaten to burst from my very garments ...

HA!

[KalamityKel]

Blimey! *covers eyes*

[KalamityKel]

right guys entertain me! I've still got 3 hours of work to go...

[dulwichmum]

"Michael darling, you are looking so damn handsome at the moment.

Have you ever considered having your back waxed?"

*Summons enormous Eastern European wax technician from Jo Partridge on Croxted Road and smiles to self as Olga assembles special table and enormous pot of boiling wax...*

[KalamityKel]

Ooooh the pleasure pain experience! how exciting!!!! :) >:D

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD!

Michael has had a BSC!!!

[Michael Palaeologus]

An enormous one at that.

[dulwichmum]

Do you feel liberated by it Michael? Free to expose yourself to new experiences???

Here why not apply this special afterwaxing balm...http://www.nomeq.co.uk/images/physiotherapy/hot_and_cold/deep_heat_rub.jpg

[KalamityKel]

Here I am again... STILL at work when most of you have already buggered off to the comforts of either a drinking establishment or ya own homes... *sighs*

[dulwichmum]

Poor you Kalam, here let me pour you a drink. Would you like ice and lemon?

[KalamityKel]

a twist of lime perhaps? ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Shall I fill your glass right to the top darling?

With gin, clearly...

[KalamityKel]

ooooo bring it on woman.. i need it for wot's in store l8r this eve :-S

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! Do tell...