Guilty Pleasures

[Guest]

Why guilty and disgusted? I'm intrigued.

Apparently when tights first came out they were called harvesters - because 'all is safely gathered in'.

[the-e-dealer]

The Military like to combine biscuits and sex.

[Dee Woffaz]

Come on now, they look disgusting on, even though the grim part is covered with a dress & guilty because i feel i havent made the effort. Generally because when i put tights on im in a cant be bothered mood. Ok i know its only my underwear but if the wind were to blow up my skirt oh the shame!

[Salsaboy]

Yes, I've heard that too.

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> The Military like to combine biscuits and sex.

[Jah Lush]

Disco biscuits.

[Dee Woffaz]

Nothing sexy about rat pack biscuits, unless you dipped the biscuits brown in 'screech'. For those who dont know screech was a powdered fruit drink that was much akin to putting your tongue on the + terminal of a battery. RTA syndrome, you know you shouldnt but something just makes you.

[Salsaboy]

From Urban Dictionary:

"Screech

Lemon powder from a MOD ration pack, you cannot buy it in any shops, the effect is 10 time stronger than caffeine if you eat it, 20 times stronger if you sniff it. You are meant to dilute it in water to drink it like an energy drink but its like very strong sherbet on its own. You cannot honestly stop laughing once you've had it, the effect lasts hours."

[jumpinjackflash]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> From Urban Dictionary:

You

> cannot honestly stop laughing once you've had it,

> the effect lasts hours."

* Googles 'where can I get Screech' *