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It's back - The X-Factor 2012


I know it's dead hot and we're all out training for the next Olympics


(i've taken up the new guest sport of Standing-Up Rowing whilst naked, in a circular pond )


It's quite exhausting, so I intend on watching "X-Factor" as part of my recovery



Thus far:


I've been scared by Scarey Spice (cor she's harsh) & I liked the very sweet Ella Henderson


And Gary looks great again as does the old guy wossis-name, with a new hair do


*I must also add that, if you want to discuss macro economics, the machinations of the state or the technicalities of pastry then go else where


This thread is for vacuous inane & flimsy emotional car-crash pop garbage


And i'll be giving it 110%



*licks finger and touches ass*


"tiss - i'm on fire"



Nette

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  • 2 weeks later...

Oh my....


What's NOT to like about Nicola Marie's audition ?


http://xfactor.itv.com/2012/videos/auditions/watch_nicola-marie-sings-a-dubstep-version-of-taylor-daynes-tell-it-to-my-heart_item_200626.htm


(taken me a fair few goes to be able to watch her performance, all the way through)



Nette

  • 1 month later...

Helloooo...


What's not to like about the guy from Essex


Ryan Clark is brilliant, in a kinda pulling-your-own-teeth-out-with-pliers-brilliant


But brilliant non the lesss.


(yes, with 3 s's)


And for some reason, i'd like to see him wheeled on stage aboard a costermongers sack trolley, by a sweaty 20 stone porter in a string vest. But then maybe i'm watching the X-FACTOR 2012 for reasons other than music.



Let the show go on I say...ALL 110% of it !!!!


*And we were digging "the very sweet Ella Henderson" here way back in balmy August ( I know, mad eh ?)



*buffs nails-swishes hair*


NETTE




http://xfactor.itv.com/2012/videos/judgeshouses/watch_omg-take-a-first-look-at-rylan-from-this-weekends-double-bill_item_200714.htm

  • 1 month later...

Oh like H.E.L.L.O .....!


So it's NOT a singing competition after all.


Are we shocked?


NO NO NO


>Posted by aquarius moon November 11, 01:12PM


Jahmene was my favourite this week.


Hope Rylan is finally gone tonight, but don't think Christopher will be far behind<



So onward with the circus.....


Like I said, RYLAN ROCKS


Way more entertainment to come....


Personally I like the slaughter each week, it's why we watch isn't it ?

Rylan Schmylan - a one trick peony who's already outdone by eddy/bobby/georgie/stevie/gracie/toddy/moffy from essex on every other show on the planet -


Vote Christopher, a moon-faced talent vacuum with slappable hair, just to hear Cowell's teeth grinding as he hands him the recording contract.


"I'm from Liverpool an' life's harrrrd burI'm a luvly bloke (grin, grin)".

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