The X-Factor 2012

[Annette Curtain]

Yeah-baby-yeah

It's back - The X-Factor 2012

I know it's dead hot and we're all out training for the next Olympics

(i've taken up the new guest sport of Standing-Up Rowing whilst naked, in a circular pond )

It's quite exhausting, so I intend on watching "X-Factor" as part of my recovery

Thus far:

I've been scared by Scarey Spice (cor she's harsh) & I liked the very sweet Ella Henderson

And Gary looks great again as does the old guy wossis-name, with a new hair do

*I must also add that, if you want to discuss macro economics, the machinations of the state or the technicalities of pastry then go else where

This thread is for vacuous inane & flimsy emotional car-crash pop garbage

And i'll be giving it 110%

*licks finger and touches ass*

"tiss - i'm on fire"

Nette

[Alan Medic]

I thought you had standards Nette. Seems not. You know you can't give 110%. It's 10 more than you've got.

[El Pibe]

I'm preparing myself for a smattering of addiction with a side dish of self loathing.

[Otta]

Before letting Mel B anywhere near these people, someone should show her those old Spice Girls audition videos.

[Mrs TP]

The 'Pink' girl massively over-reacted and that was not good but it seems she was well stitched up by the backstage staff telling her to do a Pink song. Not excusing her behavior just commenting on how she seemed to have been treated.

[Annette Curtain]

Can't remember his name but the "The Dublin rapper" was fabulous

He had the looks and moves that count

"Cum on now, let's be havin ya"

[Annette Curtain]

Oh my....

What's NOT to like about Nicola Marie's audition ?

http://xfactor.itv.com/2012/videos/auditions/watch_nicola-marie-sings-a-dubstep-version-of-taylor-daynes-tell-it-to-my-heart_item_200626.htm

(taken me a fair few goes to be able to watch her performance, all the way through)

Nette

[LondonLogCo]

Melissa "the fairy" Masson really wants to give it one last go

Notwithstanding that & according to The Indi; she's been working as a session singer for the last 15 years, with the likes of Kasabian

I'm so surprised, really I am

[Annette Curtain]

Helloooo...

What's not to like about the guy from Essex

Ryan Clark is brilliant, in a kinda pulling-your-own-teeth-out-with-pliers-brilliant

But brilliant non the lesss.

(yes, with 3 s's)

And for some reason, i'd like to see him wheeled on stage aboard a costermongers sack trolley, by a sweaty 20 stone porter in a string vest. But then maybe i'm watching the X-FACTOR 2012 for reasons other than music.

Let the show go on I say...ALL 110% of it !!!!

*And we were digging "the very sweet Ella Henderson" here way back in balmy August ( I know, mad eh ?)

*buffs nails-swishes hair*

NETTE

http://xfactor.itv.com/2012/videos/judgeshouses/watch_omg-take-a-first-look-at-rylan-from-this-weekends-double-bill_item_200714.htm

[Annette Curtain]

Oh like H.E.L.L.O .....!

So it's NOT a singing competition after all.

Are we shocked?

NO NO NO

>Posted by aquarius moon November 11, 01:12PM

Jahmene was my favourite this week.

Hope Rylan is finally gone tonight, but don't think Christopher will be far behind<

So onward with the circus.....

Like I said, RYLAN ROCKS

Way more entertainment to come....

Personally I like the slaughter each week, it's why we watch isn't it ?

[TillieTrotter]

This is when I start getting cross with X Factor. How can that sap Christopher and flipping Rylan get through and lovely Ella walks. GGGRRRRRrrrr.

[Annette Curtain]

Errrr...

Cos it ain't about TALENT maybe !

They had that "yeah I even think i'm a w@nker" Olly Murs on.

So with that in mind

VOTE RYLAN !!!

[TillieTrotter]

Errrr, I start off thinking it is Annette. I've just got to the point of realisation. I do it every year and every year I grow!

[Annette Curtain]

Grow what ?

Oh yeah "disillusioned" maybe !

VOTE RYLAN

What you see is what you get.

[TillieTrotter]

No, a dress size. I stay in every saturday to watch this tosh with a takeaway and a family back of cheesy balls and a bottle of wine. Every year I grow!

[Annette Curtain]

I feel your pain TT.

Mind you, I do worry about AQM

I mean, between saving bunnies and flies, I do feel she's taking all this rather seriously.

(& probably binging on Quorn as we speak)

VOTE RYLAN.

[TillieTrotter]

Problem shared...thanks Annette.

AQM must have fewer xfactor years under her belt than me. She'll get there in the end but we must show her the right amount of support.

[Annette Curtain]

Indeed

Poor (soya) cow !

[maxxi]

Rylan Schmylan - a one trick peony who's already outdone by eddy/bobby/georgie/stevie/gracie/toddy/moffy from essex on every other show on the planet -

Vote Christopher, a moon-faced talent vacuum with slappable hair, just to hear Cowell's teeth grinding as he hands him the recording contract.

"I'm from Liverpool an' life's harrrrd burI'm a luvly bloke (grin, grin)".

[Annette Curtain]

Which one's Christopher ?

(i'm not actually concentrating btw)

Mind you, that bloke on "Built in Britian" was dead good/bonkers!

[Laddy Muck]

I have never watched X Factor. It's true. Not even a snippet on someone else's telly.