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"...that's what mummy says, anyway. I woke her up early this morning by jumping on her with lots of meowing. And last night I decided I was lonely after 10 minutes of the lights going out, so I yowled and called for mummy until she told me she was there and everything was okay.


Then today I wanted my breakfast, then decided I didn't want it when mummy got it for me. Then I wanted cuddles and meowed at mummy a lot, then when she tried to stroke me I told her to go away and walked off. Then I ate all my breakfast and wanted more when mummy had to go back to sleep, so I yowled again, using my special one that sounds like 'Mama', but mummy didn't answer : ( So I jumped on her on the bed but she ignored me. Then I wanted to play and meowed a lot again so mummy couldn't go to sleep.


I think I am in a funny mood. I don't know what I want today."




I know what you want - the electric collar

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