Signs you are getting old?

[lozzyloz]

whats a cardigan? Oh, maybe I'm not old enough.

[Brendan]

This is a Cardigan:

[chuff]

she definitely doesn't fit around my belly

[lozzyloz]

THAT kind of cardigan. Yes I had one of those wrapped around me in me youth.

[SteveT]

I used to dream about being in a cardigan with someone like her!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Can't believe none of you mentioned grey pubes.

[HonaloochieB]

There are dozens and dozens of signs I can think of.

1.) You make the 'old bloke' groan when getting out of an easy chair.

2.) More hair growing from your ears than on the top of your head.

3.) Eeer, now what did I come in here for, ooh it's on the tip of my tongue,honestly

I'd forget me own head if it wasn't screwed on....oh it's so bloody annoying....

[KalamityKel]

Chav... does one get effected if theyre blonde? ;-)

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I would imagine so, but they might be eaiser to miss.

[citizenED]

When the Archers comes on - you turn it up not off

..........when you post on a thread that has long had its day

[KalamityKel]

each to their own ;-)

[SteveT]

When you feel you cannot stray more than 200 yards from a flushing lavatory.

Using words like yards and lavatory.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

As long as it's not a lavatory in the yard, you're not that old!

[SteveT]

I did in my childhood PGC no bathroom no central heating no hot water and a parafin lamp every night in the lav to stop it freezing.

EEE these kids dont know there born 'appen.

[SteveT]

I did in my childhood PGC no bathroom no central heating no hot water and a parafin lamp every night in the lav to stop it freezing.

EEE these kids dont know they're born 'appen.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I remember as a kid sitting in about 2 inches of luke warm water and picking the ice off the inside of the window panes until I turned blue, cos we lived in a massive draughty old house which still had coal fires, and my mum was too broke to light more than one fire!

[Cassius]

Goodness yes - those Sunday night baths at the 'wrong' end of the house with maybe (if you were lucky) one of those little one bar fires on the wall (a later addition). Hair washed in the bath at the same time and rinsed off with a mug!

Eeee - these youngsters don't know they're born!

[Keef]

Tin baths, you were lucky, when I were a lad we lived int septic tank!

[KalamityKel]

u lived IN it? darn man u had it hard!

[citizenED]

We ate gravel...

on Sundays.

[PeckhamRose]

... when you go down the stairs into that little antique shop beneath some cafe on Lordship Lane, the shop that has ancient greetings cards and tins and old Oxo tins and placemats and godknows what like biscuit tins and old cruet sets and tea sets and you suddenly see something that you have had no reason to see or think about since you last saw it thirty odd years ago or more.... and it's in front of you and you realise you are old enough to have had parents who bought that tea-set / plastic place mat / glass ware design / when you were little.

[wee quinnie]

On the rare occasions when you go out caning it, you remember to drink a pint of water when you get home....like a did last night/this morning.

[Keef]

When you start getting real "Monday Fear" at about 5pm on Sunday!

[KalamityKel]

::o ::o surely that just applies to any one who happens to work Monday-Friday... *sighs*

[Rolo Tomasi]

When the Big Chill babies are starting Secondary School