The School of Life offers you:

[Caramel]

a Top Person/P.A

Multi-talented, well rounded, organised, professional person with two degrees....did I mention I was Great!

Looking for a Top person who needs help with their business/life/goals.

Contracted, well paid job sought, not in an environment with cats or young children - allergic to both!

Start asap. Part time contracted jobs welcome too.

[KalamityKel]

Two degrees in what?

[Earl Aelfheah]

... well I don't detect any degree of modesty.

Being allergic to children must have made your early years very difficult, I'm sorry.

[woodrot]

I have an opening - but as its in my Unwanted kitten, Burlap sack & Brick department, then Its probabaly not for you

[the-e-dealer]

You should start a sentence with a CAPITAL. You can't work for me!

[LondonLogCo]

Are you any good with an axe ?

[KalamityKel]

just what exactly is a "top person"?

What kind of job is that? I'm blonde, mostly stoopid but this is surely taking the biscuit no? ;-)

[uncleglen]

How can a person be allergic to young children and live in ED. A trip to Sainsbury's on a Sunday- full exposure- will cure you of that allergy.

[Vick]

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[Alan Medic]

I'd like to know why Vick edited his post within 2 minutes.

[the-e-dealer]

Spelling misteak?