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*makes first incision....


*a sudden gush of air is released from the skull.....and then moths...


*stands shocked at the apparant nothingness in the skull of Mockney


*glances over shoulder. No one has seen. DM is still sloshed over on the otherside of the room.


*quickly stitches Mockney back up.


*picks up bottle of gin previously dropped on the floor and puts in crease of Mockneys arm.


*leaves the room. Plans to tell no one of her findings.

*Cheers Keef and a smoke would be marvellous*

*Chilli Peppers..cool*

*Smashing Pumpkins...oooh not so sure. Saw 'em at Brixton in '93 and thought they were bloody awful*

*Hmmm...nice weed*

*Gonna see the Stones tonight*

*Best seats in the house, blagged from big knob at EMI*

*If I get to meet Keef and Ronnie will probably die and go to heaven*

*Do you think Mockers is all right? Looks a bit funny to me*

*Slurp slurp, toke toke*

*May need something in the upwardly direction*

*Writes out party prescription for Jah*

*Secretly hates Jah with a passion for seeing the Stones tonight!*


*Drinks more*


(Saw the Smashing Pumpkins at Astoria about 94, and thought it was rather good, but different folks and all that... Only really liked their first 2 albums, so hope they'll play lots from them)

*Pumpkins different band now though Keef, only old Baldy left and I hate his whiney voice*

*Only liked first album at a stroke*

*Thanks for the script Doctor Keef, I'm sure you're namesake would appreciate*

*Oh look, Mockers seems better already...marvellous*

*Charlie's good tonight innee?*

*emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness

and cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me*


*turns volume up. DM awakes with a start*


*intoxicated with the madness, i'm in love with my sadness

bullshit fakers, enchanted kingdoms

the fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth *

*Thinks Mr D'Arcy?, Jane Austin/Bridgid Jones or that bloody crappy bass player from the Pumpkins?*

*Thinks again...oh shit! I gotta get outta here, got a gig to go to tonight*

*Damn was really enjoying myself there*

*But you can't miss the Stones for anything, see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya*

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