Quiet room...

[KalamityKel]

I understand the only way to avoid a hangover is to never sober up... shall I get one of the medical type ppl on here to set up a drip for ya? :))

[SteveT]

Dulwichmum wrote:

I am a married lady after all.This is a case of unrequited love.

Most of my pleasure in life has been with married ladies. Unrequited love went out with Jane Austen.

Michael the modern way is to grab hold of this siren bitch on heat, throw her to the ground and have your wicked way unto exhaustion.:-$

Unrequited is just not cutting it in 21st century East Dulwich.

The pump rooms in Bath is just a chilly, echoing, badly run, tea shop.

[dulwichmum]

This is filth Mr T, I shall set my dog about your person.

Batdog - attack!

Pass the drip stand lovely Kalam, I shall have a small cannulae (my veins are tiny).

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Dear DM

A little something to block out the less fastidious members of our forum: Pump Room Latest Weapon

[SteveT]

I recognise them PGC they belong to Lady Windermere if I'm not mistaken.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Equivalent to Mr Cambell's demise on Coniston - so beware

[SteveT]

Dear dulwichmum my humblist apologies I would not knowingly embarrass you with filth of any kind.

I was merely offering a few modern day pointers to help you overcome this delicate position you now find yourself in.

Once again dear lady my sincerest heartfelt apologies.

Please call your dog off my person its trying to get my right leg pregnant.

[SteveT]

No No not the fans anything but the fans............

[dulwichmum]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ADVG/649~Scarlett-O-Hara-Posters.jpg

Oh fiddle de dee, Mr SteveT, I forgive you.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Demure? Demure?

Frankly my Dear, I couldnt give a damn!

Strides off through the door to find an Iced Tea ................

[SteveT]

The End.

[KalamityKel]

*sighs and wipes eyes* darn that was so beautiful and emotional!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Pop-corn and a Fanta anyone?

[KalamityKel]

of the sweet kind I trust... may I take mine upstairs to bed? :p

[dulwichmum]

Oh Mr Plopalopalot, are you sure you don't love me? Not even a little???

What shall I do?

Home.

I'll go home to West Dulwich...

And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... tomorrow is another day...

http://blog.vcu.edu/jiangy3/22.JPG

[KalamityKel]

hehe DM tis always good to think positively! :))

[SteveT]

Who is that couple disturbing my finest cotton bearing tree.

I shall whup there hides. I'll fetch me a switch and give those critters what for.

Dang me if I won't.

[dulwichmum]

SteveT Honeychild!

Cotton grows in the fields. You have spent far too much time drinking moonshine!

[SteveT]

Moonshine or not missey, I am not putting up with those lovey-doveys disturbing my best 'shadow tree', why my great granpappy planted that thar 'Shadow tree' when he were only a chile. Don'tcha know.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Dashes into room - covered in soot

"Dagnabit - those blue-belly Union soldiers have set fire to the warehouse, swiftly, grab the soda-syphon, we may be able to save it yet"

Dashes out .....................

[dulwichmum]

Wait for me Michael dear heart, it takes an age to get into this Agent Provocateur Corselette!

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/35/14/43/18824523.jpg

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

How sweet, Michael, you have a matching one:

http://www.makemeheal.com/images/products/estore/10091/large/2031.jpg

[KalamityKel]

::o MOOBS!

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! What a guy!!!

[KalamityKel]

a bit on the pale side tho DM...