Quiet room...

[smith]

Isn't that the alternative therapy called trepanation?!

[MadWorld74]

(EFT and Kinesiology both use a form of 'tapping'.....)

*Returns to room with equiptment, to prepare for some very special 'tapping'.

*Mockey is a*seholed in the chair, mumbling somethingorother about the vikings.....*

*goes in for the first cut*

[smith]

But don't you need a fine drill for that... rather than a hammer and chisel?

[MadWorld74]

*makes first incision....

*a sudden gush of air is released from the skull.....and then moths...

*stands shocked at the apparant nothingness in the skull of Mockney

*glances over shoulder. No one has seen. DM is still sloshed over on the otherside of the room.

*quickly stitches Mockney back up.

*picks up bottle of gin previously dropped on the floor and puts in crease of Mockneys arm.

*leaves the room. Plans to tell no one of her findings.

[MadWorld74]

*(a quick and slight hand means I had no use of a drill)

[Keef]

*Passes bottle of JD to Jah and explains that half the bands on have never been heard in the Keef household, but Chili peppers on Saturday night will be good, and Smashing Pumpkins headlining the last night will be awesome as they were a favourite back in the teen days*

*smoke?*

[Jah Lush]

*Cheers Keef and a smoke would be marvellous*

*Chilli Peppers..cool*

*Smashing Pumpkins...oooh not so sure. Saw 'em at Brixton in '93 and thought they were bloody awful*

*Hmmm...nice weed*

*Gonna see the Stones tonight*

*Best seats in the house, blagged from big knob at EMI*

*If I get to meet Keef and Ronnie will probably die and go to heaven*

*Do you think Mockers is all right? Looks a bit funny to me*

*Slurp slurp, toke toke*

*May need something in the upwardly direction*

[mockney piers]

Don't worry Jah, I'm fine

* packs away electrically heated scarecrow mockney, mmm seat nice and warm *

right, I'm off to find somewhere quieter, enjoy the stones!

[Keef]

*Writes out party prescription for Jah*

*Secretly hates Jah with a passion for seeing the Stones tonight!*

*Drinks more*

(Saw the Smashing Pumpkins at Astoria about 94, and thought it was rather good, but different folks and all that... Only really liked their first 2 albums, so hope they'll play lots from them)

[Jah Lush]

*Pumpkins different band now though Keef, only old Baldy left and I hate his whiney voice*

*Only liked first album at a stroke*

*Thanks for the script Doctor Keef, I'm sure you're namesake would appreciate*

*Oh look, Mockers seems better already...marvellous*

*Charlie's good tonight innee?*

[MadWorld74]

*emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness

and cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me*

*turns volume up. DM awakes with a start*

*intoxicated with the madness, i'm in love with my sadness

bullshit fakers, enchanted kingdoms

the fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth *

[Jah Lush]

*Blimey MW74 is that Germfree Adololescent you're singing there*

*You've got a nice warble but you've given me an ear worm*

*Oh dear poor Dulwich Mum, she only seems to come out at night these days*

*Mind you don't spill her champers coz they'll be trouble*

[MadWorld74]

*Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness, Jah*

*Jumps through the air with air guitar*

[Jah Lush]

*Oh god yeah, double album went on forever, no wonder I got an ear worm*

*Looks up ahead..Is it a bird? is a plane?*

*Aha! MW74 flying through the air in a baldy wig, playing air guitar*

*What a sight to behold*

[Keef]

*Agrees with Jah that it's not really the same old band, although the drummer is back*

*Mournes the loss of the lovely D'arcy on bass*

[MadWorld74]

*slaps Keef round the chops for mourning a bass player*

*trotts out to get Trojan box set(s) from home to play with the intention of tourning said quite room into a riot*

[Keef]

*Assumes Madworld never saw this particular bass player, it wasn't about her skill as a musician!*

[MadWorld74]

*trotts back in a re-slaps Keef round the chops for fawning over said D'Arcy*

*Jah has collapsed into chair on DM's lap*....Sancere everywhere

*Decides to go upto Dawson's Heights to play records loudly*

[Jah Lush]

Yeah mon! Any Trojan boxset should do the trick, real old skool, that'll get us skanking in here. Bim!

[MadWorld74]

Boom! Rastafari

[Jah Lush]

*Yah maan, dem tunes go straight to me hips*

[MadWorld74]

*LOL! cough..sorry...ssshh*

*watches as Jah rotates pelvis in a sort of unusual way*

[Jah Lush]

*Cha! get busy wid the skanking girlie*

*Ya na worry bout work when your body movin' to da riddim*

*Slugs from bottle of Cockspur, lights spliff*

*Sings - "Oh cherry oh cherry oh baby."*

*A whoa! Dulwich Mum still in a alcoholic coma, turn it up louder!*

[MadWorld74]

*Keef slopes in. Watched Jah dancing and singing to himself. Shakes head. Wonders what happened to D'Arcy*

[Jah Lush]

*Thinks Mr D'Arcy?, Jane Austin/Bridgid Jones or that bloody crappy bass player from the Pumpkins?*

*Thinks again...oh shit! I gotta get outta here, got a gig to go to tonight*

*Damn was really enjoying myself there*

*But you can't miss the Stones for anything, see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya*