parking ticket on LL, ?120 ...

[Brendan]

For millennia we dug holes with our hands, walked barefoot, didn?t wash, and if someone got ill they died.

So there is no need for spades, shoes, soap, medicine?

We?ll be fine.

[lozzyloz]

So there is no need for spades = flint tools, shoes = animal hides tied with straw, soap = palm oil, medicine = natural herbs and tree barks

Modern life just brings more modern ways to die.

[Cassius]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> Would you like to tell me how say a carpet fitter

> will be able to do his j

Horse and cart?

Surely if we all had to park our horses and carts they would take up as much room if not more than cars? (although they might bite the parking attendents if they tried to put a ticket on the cart)! Plus the mess/methane produced by natural horsey functions....

[Brendan]

shoes = animal hides tied with straw = Ugg boots

soap = palm oil = shower gel from the body shop

medicine = natural herbs and tree barks = Natural holistic treatments

Seems we have gone full circle.

This weekend I shall be trading in my car of an unconstrained imagination and a belief in mythology. That should sort out my curiosity about what really lies over that hill.

[lozzyloz]

I think horses are less polluting than cars Cassius and you can use the waste by product for your roses. Of course you'd always get those tossers in 4 x horse drawn carts taking up all the space and leaving piles of shit everywhere!

Instead of parking tickets they'd just shoot your horse and use as feed for the wormery that produces methane gas for all our energy needs.

Brendan don't go there. I hear its the Land of the Hilly Forest inhabited by independent retailers.

[Brendan]

I?ve heard it is dangerous and that there are man eating cetaceans. I had a friend once who ventured in that direction. Last I heard of him was a text saying ?I?m in the dolphin.? I will take a harpoon.

[Brendan]

And to stay on topic.

http://www.building.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=284&storycode=3109749&c=1

[lozzyloz]

Are you suggesting ED solves its parking problems with one of these?

[Brendan]

Yeah. If you manage to drive along it without toppling off you get to keep your car. Should get rid of a few drivers.