Favourite Catchphrases Off The Telly

[atila the gooner]

What are the scores George Dawes - Shooting Stars

[HonaloochieB]

"I'll 'ave 'alf" - Jacko, Love Thy Neighbour

I considered "snowflake" and "nig-nog" from the above show but I don't want to go opening up no cans of worms.

No sir.

[atila the gooner]

You silly moo - Til death us do part

[HonaloochieB]

"I'll have a milk stout" - Minnie Caldwell, Coronation Street.

[Incitatus]

Nathan Barley-

"Totally Mexico"

"Keep it dusty"

"well Jackson"

[atila the gooner]

Keep it real - Ali G

Relax your Batty - Ali G

[atila the gooner]

You scouse git - Alf Garnett, Til Death us Do Part

[HonaloochieB]

"The money was just resting in my account" - Fr Ted Crilly, Fr Ted

[atila the gooner]

I love it when a plan comes together - The A Team

[HonaloochieB]

"Nice one Cyril" - Baker, Mother's Pride.

[spadetownboy]

"contestants ready,gladiators ready, three two,one"

just been watching it on challenge,what a show, hope the new series is just as good if not better.

[fish]

atila the gooner Wrote:

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> You're nicked - The Sweeney

And, "We're the Sweeney and we haven't had any dinner".

[mightyroar]

'we haven't had our dinner'

[fish]

mightyroar Wrote:

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> 'we haven't had our dinner'

I stand corrected and, as Hylda Baker would have said - "He knows you know". Or, have I got this one wrong too?

[HonaloochieB]

fish Wrote:

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> mightyroar Wrote:

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> > 'we haven't had our dinner'

>

> I stand corrected and, as Hylda Baker would have

> said - "He knows you know". Or, have I got this

> one wrong too?

Actually this wasn't actually a catchphrase as it was only said once (as far as I know) so therefore

can't be included in the final tally.

Good recovery with a nice bit of Hylda Baker though.

[spadetownboy]

iiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn one, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn two....................................

[HonaloochieB]

HOW! - Fred Dineage, Bunty James, Jack Hargreaves and the bofiin bloke who looked like George Orwell, HOW!

[atila the gooner]

It's Friday, it's five to five, it's CRACKERJACK!!!!!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Get down Shep.

Here's one I made earlier

Blue Peter

[lozzyloz]

HOW!! *said in mock native American voice*

[dave]

"Can I help you at all?" - Tubbs, The League of Gentlemen

"That would be an ecumenical matter" - Fr Jack Hackett, Father Ted

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny" - various, South Park

"Let's be careful out there" - the first Sgt from Hill St Blues

"yada yada yada" - Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ..." Dr McCoy, Star Trek

"Oh boy" Dr Sam Beckett, Quantum Leap

(and yes, I know the last two make me a bit of a saddo...)

"Good pol-ice" - Jimmy/Bunk/Kima/Lester, The Wire

[Keef]

I pity the fool! - B.A. Baracus

[lozzyloz]

Suits yooo sir!

[HonaloochieB]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> Suits yooo sir!

It was actually SUIT you sir, Loz.

I'd apologise for being pedantic but there wouldn't be an ounce of sincerity in it.

[HonaloochieB]

"...the drainage in the lower field, sir" - Ted, Fast Show