Entertaining small people ...

[bon3yard]

Some swine with lots of money to invest will get this idea up and running, I wish I had a trust fund and a public school education.

[????]

People who go to the Gym are already incredibly smug don't give them a whole load of other reasons for smugness

"I rowed the equivalent of Richmond to Tower Bridge in 17 minutes and saved a polar bear"

[bon3yard]

You shaved a polar bear? My God, what for man?