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Seriously, a thread discussing Foxter?s bowel movements, or the lack of them?!


Does his attention seeking not have boundaries?


The hospital give you two medications. Senocat and Luxelose, both make you shit well. But I must say after my hospital visit passing a number 2 was brutal, I described it as ? like a monkey handing you a grenade from inside your own arse?

Unconfirmed reports of a loud explosion in a outhouse somewhere off lordship lane early this morning .FOX. news were first on the scene .shortly followed by the police .and. other emergency services.a a police spokesmen said .that a pair of furry slippers and a Hugh hole in the ground ,were found in a garden BEHIND one of the houses.firesevices believe it to have been some sort of gas explosion ..police have said its one of the biggest holes they have ever seen and are now looking into it .

teddyboy23 Wrote:

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> Unconfirmed reports of a loud explosion in a

> outhouse somewhere off lordship lane early this

> morning .FOX. news were first on the scene

> .shortly followed by the police .and. other

> emergency services.a a police spokesmen said .that

> a pair of furry slippers and a Hugh hole in the

> ground ,were found in a garden BEHIND one of the

> houses.firesevices believe it to have been some

> sort of gas explosion ..police have said its one

> of the biggest holes they have ever seen and are

> now looking into it .


teddyboy23 Wrote: - funny, funny, funny, somehow get the feeling Foxy may be having second thoughts about his no.2 problems, but keep them coming, that is the funny stories....

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