Foxy's Xmas and new Year

[Alan Medic]

I once drank the liquid remaining after boiling spinach, thinking it would be good for me. Might be worth trying for the constipation given what happened to me. Emptied the 'ol bowels pronto.

[KidKruger]

Foxy - I?m off to dump again tomorrow morn, PM me if ya want any more stuff taken.

Would need to be smallish stuff I?m afraid.

KK

[KidKruger]

Constipation - eat 2lbs ripe grapes.

You?ll be shitting all week.

Just sayin 💩🥊

[wordsworth]

Prunes, prune juice?

[wordsworth]

... or maybe even just a finger of fudge is just enough to...

[Sue]

Porridge. Vegetables.

[Seabag]

Seriously, a thread discussing Foxter?s bowel movements, or the lack of them?!

Does his attention seeking not have boundaries?

The hospital give you two medications. Senocat and Luxelose, both make you shit well. But I must say after my hospital visit passing a number 2 was brutal, I described it as ? like a monkey handing you a grenade from inside your own arse?

[KidKruger]

Care to elaborate, Seabag ?

[teddyboy23]

This thread who gives a sh.t

[Spartacus]

I guess there is shite on the News, Monday was blue Monday (which is Shite) so I guess a thread on the same subject is only reasonable.

Foxy, don't hold in your pride and ask your GP or hospital team for a suppository to get things moving.

[teddyboy23]

or go sit on the toilet ,get a neighbour to come round and tell you a really good ghost story.sorted.

[Mark]

Maybe think of it as a cryptic crossword puzzle and work it out with a pen

[diable rouge]

Turdle, the new game that's taken the internet by storm...

[Spartacus]

diable rouge Wrote:

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> Turdle, the new game that's taken the internet by

> storm...

I'm crap at that ...

[Seabag]

Foxy must be bunged up, we?ve not heard anything yet about this week?s drop.

Maybe he just waits until it clogs, then saws it off in logs.

[Dogkennelhillbilly]

Good grief, Fox, that sounds awful. Get well soon.

KidKruger Wrote:

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> Foxy - I?m off to dump again tomorrow morn,

Your motions might be regular but there's no need to boast

[Spartacus]

Seabag Wrote:

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> Foxy must be bunged up, we?ve not heard anything

> yet about this week?s drop.

>

> Maybe he just waits until it clogs, then saws it

> off in logs.

Oh lord no ...

[Seabag]

FYI

I managed to squeeze out (and it took some effort😅) quite a big poo this morning.

What about you Foxter? Have you got on ?on the board? today?

[KidKruger]

Having had a Gowlett?s Americano pizza 🍕 last night, with lashings of very spicy chilli oil slathered on top, I?ve a couple on the board already today.

Just in case anyone?s been wondering.

[KidKruger]

Enquiry

[teddyboy23]

Unconfirmed reports of a loud explosion in a outhouse somewhere off lordship lane early this morning .FOX. news were first on the scene .shortly followed by the police .and. other emergency services.a a police spokesmen said .that a pair of furry slippers and a Hugh hole in the ground ,were found in a garden BEHIND one of the houses.firesevices believe it to have been some sort of gas explosion ..police have said its one of the biggest holes they have ever seen and are now looking into it .

[wordsworth]

... a bum deal indeed.

[Spartacus]

This thread is more and more like a cesspit at the moment whilst the newly bionic foxy is running to the EDT in new world record times.

[jazzer]

teddyboy23 Wrote:

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> Unconfirmed reports of a loud explosion in a

> outhouse somewhere off lordship lane early this

> morning .FOX. news were first on the scene

> .shortly followed by the police .and. other

> emergency services.a a police spokesmen said .that

> a pair of furry slippers and a Hugh hole in the

> ground ,were found in a garden BEHIND one of the

> houses.firesevices believe it to have been some

> sort of gas explosion ..police have said its one

> of the biggest holes they have ever seen and are

> now looking into it .

teddyboy23 Wrote: - funny, funny, funny, somehow get the feeling Foxy may be having second thoughts about his no.2 problems, but keep them coming, that is the funny stories....

[Seabag]

This thread needs renaming

Fox?s Crap News.