So you think you have relationship issues ?

[woodrot]

pfft

you dont know you are born

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/18/labour-councillor-simon-parkes-sex-alien-marriage-_n_3458236.html?1371551635&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008

[red devil]

I don't think it's any coincidence that the alien is called Cat Queen.

You're work here is not finished Woody...

[*Bob*]

(Taken from) another fine 'documentary' from C4.

Straight out of the "let's find some people with deep psychological childhood trauma who ideally need councilling and stick 'em up for peaktime ridicule. It's ok as long as the voiceover and music are done with a straight face."

[Pickle]

Exploitation of unstable people aside, this was one of the funniest things I've watched for ages.

[red devil]

If you were an alien, why wouldn't you want a 'close encounter' with this woman?..

http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/66/63AAE344BF119E31A7EA2074D84BF7_h498_w598_m2.jpg

[reggie]

my DNA test is in the post...it's not looking good.

[*Bob*]

Excellent, Reggie. So did your daughter commit suicide too as well then ?!!!!

[red devil]

Tonight's C4 documentary meets 3 three women coming to terms with changes in their sexuality and exploring same-sex relationships.

You can't beat a bit of girl-on-girl action, but I for one shall be watching this purely to garner what socio-economic impact this could have on society as a whole...

[Pickle]

One of the highlights in the alien show was when one woman visited a bloke who "scanned" people for implants left by the aliens. VoiceOver along the lines of "he has specialised equipment to carry out this task", then camera pans to a collection of cable finders that you can pick up at your local B&Q :)

[reggie]

Bob....funny you should say that.