Louisa's Top Ten Destinations For Good Livin'

[Louisa]

*Bob* bed would be more my style ???? yum yum.

Louisa

(btw *Bob*, do you honestly think i'm selling up now with falling house prices, you must be having a bubble bath hunny bunny)

[snoozequeen1]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> and to think I misread this thread as "good lovin'

> "

I misread "Beer Prices on Lordship Lane" as "Bear Prices on Lordship Lane"

and

"Car Surfing on Jennings Road" as "Cat Surfing on Jennings Road".

Newcastle is the best place to live.

Anything you can buy in London, you can buy in Newcastle.

Except the people, many of whom are not for sale, unlike venal metropolitan types. They have principles, values, good grace and good sense.

Newcastle has a large accessible ocean waterfront, as opposed to a stagnant pond overcrowded with rapacious ducks.

Newcastle has lovely houses, lots of open space and is very close to some of the most beautiful countryside in the world.

Newcastle has short queues, for which all service providers apologise even if you are only waiting 30 secs.

People in Newcastle do not feel the cold, at all, and so need no clothes or heating and do not contribute to global warming. When it falls below zero they eat curry.

Everywhere else from Sheffield north is also superior and should immediately declare independence from Westminster and join Scotland in a new improved and very popular country.

[CamberwellOz]

I like to think the good livin' that I had was on the coast of Turkey - where I swam to work every day, they bought be all my meals for the day, my accommodation was ?3 a night including breakfast and I danced the night away OR did midnight parachute jumps of the local mountain to land next to the local bar.

Now I think about it - that was great livin'.