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Otta Wrote:

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> In all seriousness, that would be quite good for

> some disabled people.

>

> Not being worthy, just professional interest.


They'd still have to make the tea using a clunky kettle though ;-)

Unless they had one of these...


http://www.smarthomes.de/typo3temp/pics/eaeb5f6599.jpg

Seriously ed-


I've been to clients houses and they've got items like this (it's not exclusive to ED )


THOSE clients usually end up being complete cunts


In fact they start of as complete cunts


So much so I WANT (in my day dream fantasy) TO SMASH THE FEKKIN DESIGN STATEMENT RIGHT INTO THEIR TEETH


"Take that (not the band) and that" I scream as i'm administering corrective styling procedures to their perfectly and slightly over whitened veneered denture


What usually happens is tho (after some obvious display nudge look-at-my-teapot type behaviour) is, I say


"Oh, what an unusual tea pot"


Then they tell me some wankfest story about how they were in Milan or somewhere (like I care) and there's this little boutique of style that only the Italians or whoever can do.....


I won't bore you with the details


All i'll say is:


IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE , YOU'RE A CUNT



I thank you

Angerette Curtain Wrote:

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> Seriously ed-

>

> I've been to clients houses and they've got items

> like this (it's not exclusive to ED )

>

> THOSE clients usually end up being complete @#$%&

>

> In fact they start of as complete @#$%&

>

> So much so I WANT (in my day dream fantasy) TO

> SMASH THE FEKKIN DESIGN STATEMENT RIGHT INTO THEIR

> TEETH

>

> "Take that (not the band) and that" I scream as

> i'm administering corrective styling procedures to

> their perfectly and slightly over whitened

> veneered denture

>

> What usually happens is tho (after some obvious

> display nudge look-at-my-teapot type behaviour)

> is, I say

>

> "Oh, what an unusual tea pot"

>

> Then they tell me some wankfest story about how

> they were in Milan or somewhere (like I care) and

> there's this little boutique of style that only

> the Italians or whoever can do.....

>

> I won't bore you with the details

>

> All i'll say is:

>

> IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE , YOU'RE A @#$%&

>

>

> I thank you


What a refreshingly frank and violent point of view, AC nice to see someone else has this sort of fantasy.

I was concerned I was, well a little 'odd'.


Put my mind at rest, so you have.

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