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Parkdrive Wrote:

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> Alan Medic Wrote:

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> > Hugo and Sol?

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> How did Celtic get on in CL qualifier Alan? That's

> far more amusing then your stab at humour.


It might be for you if I supported Celtic.

maxxi Wrote:

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> All the more reason to try and turn a sows ear

> into a silk purse, Just that BFS's idea of

> developing Morrison into a man and a player would

> be to tell him to "Bloody smarten yer ideas up

> lad, or else! Now let's see if yer can hoof this

> ball up to the big lad long streak of piss in the middle there."


http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/392248/Peter-Crouch-is-shock-new-West-Ham-target-as-Samuel-Eto-o-deal-collapses

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> > > Yeah Alan. You total bastard!

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> > Not a bastard, just a irksome fcukwit

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> Now that's just plain rude.


You got that right

"For even more unpredictability, the Scottish Championship now has three of the highest supported and attended clubs in the country among its ranks. Rangers, Hearts and Hibs are all battling to gain promotion to the Premiership this year and it?s very difficult to work out who?s more likely to do it first."


The thought of Hibs and Rangers as the new Old Firm battling it out for promotion, is a nice little twist on Rangers expected rise to the SPL, Alan Stubbs might be a decent manager for Hibs.


The Scottish Championship is the league to watch folks. No buts.



Mo

David Moyes sectioned after Manchester plane bomb attempt



Moyed sectioned

Embittered former Man United boss, David Moyes, has been sectioned after trying to fly a bomb-laden plane into Old Trafford.


Moyes was travelling back from a football-research trip to Qatar when it is understood he had too much to drink and began muttering obscenities under his breath.


Fellow passengers became concerned when Moyes then launched into an open foul-mouthed tirade about how he was going to ?make those Manc bastards pay?.


The currently unemployed 52 year-old became further enraged when a stewardess urged him to calm down, remarking ?Don?t you think the people of Manchester have suffered enough??


Moyes was later found to be carrying a mature haggis packed with nitroglycerine, which somehow evaded airport security.


Experts suggested the Scot may have smuggled the crude device in his rectal cavity and are surprised the haggis didn?t go off.


The authorities have meanwhile condemned the stunt and say it could usher in a bleak new era of obligatory rectal searches at all major airports, and Birmingham International.


Holidaymakers are now being advised to turn up at their departure gates up to four hours early with some lube and relaxing music, preferably pan-pipes.


Pundit Alan Hansen said, ?This has gotta be the stupidest thing Moyes has done since writing a cheque for Marouane Fellaini.?


?Had he succeeded it would have set Van Gaal?s plans back several years and would have given Stretford a much-needed makeover.?


For security reasons, police are releasing few details about the incident but later confirmed that they have detained a heavily sunburnt man from the Glasgow area.

The only good thing about tonight is the penny might drop with the board that you don't get into the champions league for free, you need to invest, and if you blend lack of investment with the wrong manager, you are buggered.


On tonights score, this team is not good enough for any European competition.


Slight reluctance to write off the manager is that Strachan lost 5-0 in his opening CL qualifier and failed to qualify. Next season beat AC Milan and Benfica to make the last 16, but this guy looks real bad so far, real bad.

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> This Celtic manager is trying to do a David Moyes,

> not sure he will last until Christmas.

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> Exodus of players starts tomorrow, Frazer Forster

> and Van Dyke to go and it will only get harder for

> him. Bad appointment.



Oh hang on, it could be worse. What was that you saying about ducking into the Europa Cup?

We all have bad days Jah, that's what makes the good days good.


I'd have been happy to front up to Spurs at any time over the last 10 years under O Neill, Strachan or Lennon.


Now with this guy in charge I'd fear being drawn against Spurs in the Europa play off. That's how bad things have got. No disrespect, but for Celtic that's bad.

Mick not saying you are wrong but Lennon's first season saw us go out to Braga in the Champions League and then out to Utrecht in the Europa qualifier.


SCSB79 you really are a boring prat. Enjoying the Petrofac Training cup? When do you reckon you will go bust again? Cant come soon enough.

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