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Not sure what my biggest fear would be now.... really don't like snakes though, menacing looking things.


I used to be terrified of the idea of being trapped in a burning building when I was a kid - had repeated nightmares about it, my poor parents used to have to get up to me most nights when I was a toddler, god knows how they put up with me.


Actually having children might be my biggest fear, but at least I can do something to avoid that one!!

My full name is SteveT'panda, by 'eck, from Yorkshire way, and if you think that 35 is too old to have a full litter of baby pandas I'll have you know I sired my last litter at 44 'appen and she has just passed her eleven plus, at the tender age of 18.

Now if that there, aint a success story I'd like to know what was.

Any more of this 'ere faint hearted 'can't do it I 'ave an 'eadache' nonsense and I'll expect you round 'ere at your most fertile part of the decade and we shall soon eradicate all these 'academic ideas' wi' a seein' to we'll never forget.


An if that aint the best offer a critter as 'ad t' this side o' a full moon, I'll eat my bamboo by'eck if I won't.

Greatest fear - retaining my thinking mind but losing control of my body - being unable to walk, talk, see or hear. It is the ultimate lock up.

...Co-Sign.

Selfishly,death itself.When I get REALLY old,I will have to do a very convincing job on myself to persuade me all will be well and there will be a future after death.Fear of leaving loved ones behind including pets that no-one can explain where "Daddy" has gone to.A terrible thought

As I enjoy life thoroughly and am so grateful for the miracle of life itself I fear getting depressed when I am old and can only see the Cemetary Gates approaching fast!

SteveT Wrote:

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> My full name is SteveT'panda, by 'eck, from

> Yorkshire way, and if you think that 35 is too old

> to have a full litter of baby pandas I'll have you

> know I sired my last litter at 44 'appen and she

> has just passed her eleven plus, at the tender age

> of 18.

> Now if that there, aint a success story I'd like

> to know what was.

> Any more of this 'ere faint hearted 'can't do it I

> 'ave an 'eadache' nonsense and I'll expect you

> round 'ere at your most fertile part of the decade

> and we shall soon eradicate all these 'academic

> ideas' wi' a seein' to we'll never forget.

>

> An if that aint the best offer a critter as 'ad t'

> this side o' a full moon, I'll eat my bamboo

> by'eck if I won't.


Lol, now I am scared ;-). *scampers off to hide in the chinese mountains*


Seriously, I didn't mean 35 is too old anyway, but ruling out single parenthood as an option (for me) there is that minor detail of needing to find the right guy first and wanting to be able to enjoy some time together before thinking about having a family. And I have my reasons for not wanting to be a parent (nothing sinister just personal).

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