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AcedOut

AcedOut

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This may be controversial, but how is a controlled tan under a sunbed any worse than exposing yourself directly to the sun? I thought modern sunbeds filtered out the most harmful UV anyway. Like anything, it's all about doing things in moderation, right?


Personally, I'd rather not have chemicals rubbed into my body and can spot a fake tan a mile off. I can't help thinking about that orange girl off the last series of The Apprentice! lol

jumpinjackflash

jumpinjackflash

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I dunno what's worse - real sun or sun bed so can't answer that. The spray tan at Natura sun and St Tropez, if applied PROPERLY, are not orange and there is no way you would tell it's fake. Been using St Tropez for years on my boat race and I don't look like I have been tangoed!
HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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jumpinjackflash Wrote:

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> Charlie Chuckles - get yourself down to Beauty

> Plus on Forest Hill Rd. Ask them for their

> Naturasun spray tan. It comes in a range of

> shades and they spray it on you with a gun. It's

> brilliant and does not streak. If you don't want

> a salon experience, then get yourself some St

> Tropez - prob the only one that does not streak or

> look orange. Remember to exfoliate and then

> moisturise first though!

>

> Good luck!


That's alright then Charlie, if there's a firearm involved it'll give you a chance to reclaim some machismo.

Keef

Keef

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jumpinjackflash Wrote:

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> you could get it waxed!! I suppose that's another

> thread...



Reminds me of a conversation had some time ago with some friends as to whether the back, the crack, or the sack would be the most painful... Actually, I may have already posted this question on here in an old thread. Anyway, for the record, I reckon crack would hurt most.


Aaaaanyway, Do what you've gotta do Charlie, but if I were you, I'd just go as you are... Besides, if you are pale, and don't tan very well, then I'd imagine if would be pretty obvious that you had a fake tan on, and you don't want it backfiring.

Keef

Keef

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Annasfield Wrote:

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> Oh dear, oh dear. There's a thread somewhere on

> this page called football focus. Read it. All of

> it.

>

> Then repeat this MANtra "I'm a man and don't need

> fake tan".

> What is the world coming to......



Geeza Bird!!! ;-)

dulwichmum

dulwichmum

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I must admit that I saw Graham Norton walking along the strand between South Bank and London Bridge on tuesday morning, and he was the colour of a satsuma. I wonder if he is so famous now that people are afraid to be honest with him? How sad. I really have to say though, Mel does a super fake tan and it lasts for a week...
razza

razza

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Heya...


Im new to this site, but just thought i'd drop my "two cents".. lol.. My mate at gym uses something called xen-tan. its not supposed to make you go orange.. (but i wouldn't notice if he were!) he gets it from ebay or leanmachines.co.uk. think they're about the same price... hope this helps! :-)

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