Alone in The Forum Universe?

[bon3yard]

Are we alone in the forum universe? I have envious friends who wish to partake in the Forum thing but cant find one near them. They're all south london types, Brockley, Clapham, London Bridge etc. Anyone know of forums for these areas...we cant keep all the goodness to ourselves!

[SeanMacGabhann]

West Dulwich and Camberwell both have forums

www.westdulwichforum.co.uk

http://www.se5forum.org/

London Bridge would fall under http://www.london-se1.co.uk/forum/

[*Bob*]

I think this is one of the few forums where the critical mass has been achieved.

I don't know the specifics, but I think it's something to do with people having too much time on their hands.

[mockney piers]

Amen to that.

[Brendan]

Isn't critical mass what a Super Nova reaches just before imploding into itself and becoming a black hole?

[*Bob*]

Not sure, Brendan. It could be something to do with being too fat.

[HonaloochieB]

A critical mass, is the points out of ten we used to give the 'bag of yeast' at school for getting through the ritual as fast as possible.

I recall 'Baldy' Barrett held the record at 28 mins, including communion.

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

Hello, have to say I think this forum is great. If you are new to the area, want to find out what's going on or looking for someone to fix something then this place is fantastic. Plus you get loads of abuse for making any comments. It's like being married to 50 different women

[Brendan]

And just WHAT exactly do you mean by that?

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

Err its like being married to 50 different women, all different opinions, where you are wrong they are right and everyone gets to see. Going to hide now as I may get beaten up

[lozzyloz]

Get off yer horse and drink yer milk!

[SeanMacGabhann]

I'm off to bed - are you coming?

[*Bob*]

You askin'?

[Brendan]

*Storms resplendent in curlers and wielding a rolling pin*

*Starts cracking skulls*

[lozzyloz]

Did you get the cat in?

[Keef]

I know I said you could meet your mates for a drink tonight, but I have reserved the right to change my mind, okay!

[SeanMacGabhann]

not with your other fella giving me the skunk eye

* waves at Alan Dale *

[*Bob*]

Don't distract Alan, he's too busy making witty and urbane conversation with the new girl at work; the one with the low-cut blouse and the 'she might' look.

[Brendan]

Do I detect a hint of jealousy there *Bob* ?

I wouldn?t worry too much she?s probably doing a web search for sexual harassment lawyers as we speak.

[bon3yard]

Mmmm, interesting...you have as usual careered completely away from the original question into the grass verge of the abstract, but then thats what makes the ED Forum the Thoughtvomithole that it is. Chin-chin!

[SeanMacGabhann]

come on young Yard - you got some related answers ;-)

[*Bob*]

Alan will come back to us.

The girl in question will soon see through his vague attempts at charm.

[Brendan]

I think this thread can be taken as an example of why this forum is so uniquely popular for what it is and has managed to reach that all important Critical Mass*

* Which I?m beginning to think may be some kind of satanic ritual or possibly an album from an ?80s heavy metal band.

[Alan Dale]

Removed

[SeanMacGabhann]

lol - spotted.. Mr Dale - you really should have said hello. But if you could see my shoes you must have been close

The young lady was Lady MacGabhann's sister - she be up from Devon for a week.