House Guests?

[Moos]

seamusmac Wrote:

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> nice one Moos but we don't speak of such things

> here

I'm sure you don't! Surprised you can get anything as subversive as the EDF on your browser.

[seamusmac]

My defenses are suffering a major war of attrition brought on by interrupted sleep due to guests' children screaming, puking at all hours, slamming doors, toilet seats and the laissez-faire attitude of the parents throughout. All this punctuated by an intrusion into our private bathroom at 3am to BORROW a nappy!!!!, (which they ran out of two days ago and have not bothered to purchase more despite the fact that we have a convenient store 20 steps from our flat!) who in their right mind does not have the good sense or maternal instinct to make sure their rugrat has these basic necessities. Father is now in the kitchen eating us out or bacon,organic eggs,orange juice,organic milk etc and has not had the courtesy to once offer to replenish any of these groceries (Huguenot will understand the difficulties in purchasing such things here). He even went so far last night to help himself (uninvited) to a tipple of the single malt they had brought us as a gift on their arrival. Now Mrs Mac and I have had ample time in the wee hours to discuss all these events and we have come to the conclusion that some people are just not socially integrated and therefore haven't got a f***ing clue how to behave in normal society. But then as LuvPeckham suggests, if the highlight of you life is waiting for the day that you top yourself then I can probably suffer a little bit more of this before they are ejected to a nearby hotel. Got to keep positive the Olympics kick off tonight!!!!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Just remember the old Song "If I Can Help Somebody On Their Way Then My Life Will Not Have Been In Vain"...intrepret that how you will:)-D

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Sounds good in your house - I need a holiday but don't fancy paying for a hotel - can I come and abuse you too pls?

[giggirl]

I know someone who would like free nappies. Shall I send them round? Address?

[LuvPeckham]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> Sounds good in your house - I need a holiday but

> don't fancy paying for a hotel - can I come and

> abuse you too pls?

Chav - that brought all sorts of wrong connertations to mind there....

Seamusmac - Personally I think you should do what I did once when my cousin abused boundries like that... I removed all food, drink, toilet rolls and so on and refused to replace them... It did result in a stand off for a few days until we both met in the Upland Cafe for breakfast without realising that we were both eating 3 meals a day there (and using their loo) ... made us laugh and allowed us to talk...

OR you need to say to these people that they need to move on as it is causing problems in the house and you are sorry they are lazy greedy and freeloading feckers but that isn't your problem to cope with...(change the locks when they go out for the day !!!)

as a former boss of mine said years ago, "The things you have to put up with when you don't own a gun" not sure what he meant but....